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Valerie

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About Me

So, I was stabbed, and that sucked... read the blog if you want the details, there's not much to tell... here is the donation account a few of you were asking about, thank you so much from Tom for doing this, and Shawn for making the button work!
Now, I was saying... A recent-ish graduate of artbased academia I live a split conciousness between a ranting coffeeshop girl and a raving gypsy punk singing circus performer... of sorts.
I am an illustrator and a self proclaimed "guerilla operatist", and desperately trying to hone out a living through just that, failing delightfully, and most importantly: getting by somehow.
Once a ubiquitous part of Charlotte, North Carolina's failing "scene", I have put aside my nightlife in attempt to become an avid slave to a lowpaying workforce. I do however find time to enjoy myself through the late evening into the early hours of the morning, as the female vocalist, melodica and glockenspiel player, and accordion afficionado of one, the Hellblinki Sextet. In my maddening love affair with the gypsy punk cabaret vaudeville scene (oh and there is one!) I have discoverved the most beautiful object: an accordion I have fixed and have learned to play, (everyone needs a hobby). I also enjoy dancing, avoiding clusters of smoking people, being mistaken as "part of the show", and disturbing the peace- punk opera style -warming up on rooftops.
I have engulfed myself in a wave of external audible stimulous, crazy stuff from all over the place: Indian hip hop, South African jazz, most of which I find in the dusty barracks of the public library, or recieve on not so regulated discs, from my friends, or maybe just Ian... I am especially intrigued by Eastern European, or so inspired Gypsy Punk, collections I recieve from various friends who meet me in passing on my grand adventure, and the honed personal projects of the bands I meet on tours.
With no more direct and pressing ties to Charlotte, I am living a half-life in Asheville, failing that, you're bound to see me wandering through the streets of your fine town.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people who understand these strange things I do.

I would also settle for long conversations over tea in a cabaret bar in 1930's Weimar Republic with Klaus Nomi and Jacques Pierrot, but I don't for see that happening. Alas.

Also Alan Cumming, that would be fabulous.

And Sr. Xavi Quero!

My Blog

yeah I got stabbed, what of it? (the "I love everybody post")

My friend Dana said to me today, Yeah, Asheville must really suck for you& I thought about it again.  Its nice to have that shred of affirmation, youre life sucks, its okay, admit it, embrac...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:58:00 GMT

there's no good way to say "stabbed in the ass" (birthday stabbing post)

Okay, so as you know I am not one for drama, but I am losing my voice trying to explain this over and over to so many people, so I will give a brief overview of the recent occurrence in my life.Severa...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 10:21:00 GMT

"p.s. haikus" it read...

I moved to Asheville and a few people have managed to keep up with me from Charlotte.  With out going into too much detail it's been a shitty and tradgic past day or so, but a friend wrote me thi...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:49:00 GMT

a grand send off of 2007

I sent off 2006 with a post that basically said "2006 can suck it" and it could, but I maintained hope for 2007, and rightfully so, this year turned out to be quite the sensation, I hope it was for yo...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 21:27:00 GMT

Party, Party, Afterparty! (new art doodles by V!)

Alright kids:So I hung out with The Last Dance at this festival in Raleigh (Eccentrik Fest, for those of you paying attention) and later I got to doodling... It started like thisAnd I thought: "How bo...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 23:10:00 GMT

nothing hotter than boys in makeup, a review of The Search for the Next Elvira

This is another letter/blog, but Myspace keeps eating my messages, my friend is more likely to read it here first! Stupid myspace, suck on that, Rupert Murdoch!  You're machine of public intellig...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 13:17:00 GMT

A Glowing Mai Tai is no Beacon of Hope

This started as a message to a friend, but copyandpaste makes it a blog entry too!   This story is long and goes nowhere, prepare accordingly.   I do not drink alcohol.  I do not unders...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 20:54:00 GMT

the boring half

I have the day off, so naturally I find myself at work, I spend far too much time at work, but this free internet thing is really quite amazing...I keep looking for apartments in downtown Asheville, e...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 15:15:00 GMT

juggling stones in a glass house (ie. the "not graduating" bitch post!)

Hm.This is what I look like when my life falls apart, when friends disappear, when my academic situation goes through the blender, and my social life accomodates itself with the gutter:The same way I ...
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 13:54:00 GMT

rock.lobster

Life has me strapped doing all sorts of interesting things, and ending up in all sorts of interesting places.  I dislike bullet blogging, but here is a random list of fun things: -Luminescent Orc...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 15:31:00 GMT