Here we go...
My name's Matt Gagliardi.
I'm good with words but lethargic when it comes to typing.
So, my about me is represented in a video.
So you mongos can see some pretty pictures with little to no text..
Enjoy.
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more about me (in non-cartoon form):
-So i'm Matt. I'm 18, and i go to College at SUNY Oneonta.
-I consider myself a filmmaker. But i aim to not get
spit out the bottom of the porn industry.
-I can sort-of play guitar. But unlike most impressionable mouth-breathers
from my home town, i don't think that's reason enough to start a band.
-I can't fight. So if there's something you want from me
that's probably the best way to handle it.
-My favorite aspect about my school isn't the location, professors,
food or living conditions. It's the knowledge that the closest wigger
is 200 miles away.
-My best friend is a penguin. Some people think that's weird.
Then again, some people think State Property is a good movie.
-I'm a liberal. I loathe republicans. I don't have a funny quip for this
I just fucking hate you if you like the way the country's being run right now.
-I have a "TV" series on YouTube called "College: The Series"
that's actually gaining popularity. A rare step out of character for me.
-I've seen a lot of movies. I use the "i'm a film student" ploy
to cover up the fact that it's just loser anti-social behavior.
-I miss my home town of seaford. Just not the people in it.
-If there's one thing that keeps me going it's knowing that i never
have to carry on a conversation with someone who calls a dollar a "bean".
-Dave Matthews Band sucks. This breaks away from my previous statements,
but i felt it had to be thrown in there.
If you wish to know more, you're stalking me.
Don't bother adding me if:
-You're one of those girls that owns shirts and posters of bands from the 70's that you don't even listen to.
-You claim to be a liberal but only because it's cool, and you have no actual political views.
-You're a republican...i just...i don't want to know you people even exist.
-You're someone that tries to pass off using Lime Wire as "Hacking".
-Your favorite comedian is Dane Cook. Weird sound effects and mildly funny observations only go so far, people.
-You like Carlos Mencia.
-You own a DVD copy of Mel Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ".
-You know the words to "Fergalicious".
-You casually try to pass off a comedian's joke as your own, unaware of the fact that believe it or not, someone other than you, may own a television.
-You're a wigger. I not only don't want you to add me, i don't want you to fucking live.
-You listen to, are related to, own a cd of, or ARE Dave Matthews.
-You're homophobic. I'm not gay, but i'll learn. Just to creep you the fuck out you fucking cockass.
-You've ever said the words: "all i know is...", i will take that as that is the only piece on information in your fucking mind.
-You're one of those girls that wear boots like you're on fuckin' planet hoth from empire strikes back.
-Under your "books" section in your about me, you wrote: "reading is for faggots". That's right, all gay peopple can read. It's a whole big fucking conspiracy that you just broke the lid off of. Investigation can now begin...you fucking assgoblet.
-You don't agree with me.
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Matt Gagliardi's Myspace.
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