The meaning of life. |
If, by happenstance, you read the title, you're probably curious. Here's your answer: life has NO meaning. We're born, we live for a while, we die. That's it all you little heavenly hopefulls. After a...
Posted by LIBERAL (amount of intellect) on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 03:31:00 PST |
Of Gyroscopes: written by Tony Ludwig |
At best, the human mind can be compared to a sphere of, albeit, imperfect glass- balancing atop a poignant tip and constantly moving, generally clockwise. A wonder, yet prone to falling at the slighte...
Posted by LIBERAL (amount of intellect) on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 07:02:00 PST |
Vacation factoids for viewing pleasure and convience happy fun fun sprinkle time! |
Bacon tally: Approx. 27 strips.Ratio of hot to ugly chicks in the south: 5:1Hours spent doing yardwork in 103 degree weather in Georgia on Thursday for $100: 12Play hours on my new Poke'mon Pearl: 58T...
Posted by LIBERAL (amount of intellect) on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 08:34:00 PST |
After much brainstorming- Fuck: the poem (part 2) |
Fuck little kids who think they're better than me.But not the cool quiet ones who let me be.Fuck the word 'tween'.Fuck that whole age group, I mean. (I needed a rhyme)Fuck hormones, damn bitches.Fuck ...
Posted by LIBERAL (amount of intellect) on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 08:15:00 PST |
Fuck: the poem (part 1) |
Fuck everybody, go to hell.Fuck people whose armpits smell.Fuck pretentious assholes.Fuck white people with cornrows.Fuck bandwagon fans.Fuck the candy 100 Grand.Fuck slow computers, outdated ones too...
Posted by LIBERAL (amount of intellect) on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 07:02:00 PST |
Some people... |
I was at the park today with Miller and Cody Mahoney, who had bought noise makers. And on the walk home were using them. A bunch of people told them to shut up, and I thought to myself "You just...
Posted by LIBERAL (amount of intellect) on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 09:08:00 PST |
July 2nd. |
Today is a bad day. It's one day before Weird Al, and two days before Independence Day. It's like the lost day...
Posted by LIBERAL (amount of intellect) on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 12:07:00 PST |
A poem that kicks your ass! |
Stanza 1:
Whit robe.
A wooden cross.
A homophobe.
The world's boss.
Stanza 2:
A divine plan.
Don't sin.
Just a man.
From the looney bin.
Stanza 3:
The one path.
To eternal life.
Do the math.
In h...
Posted by LIBERAL (amount of intellect) on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 01:41:00 PST |
Apparently I have some sort of life or something... |
I did stuff with people cooler than me today. Awesome.
Posted by LIBERAL (amount of intellect) on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 12:13:00 PST |
Wheee!!!! |
I picked up one kickass sliver deck today. Of course, I had to make it better. Who runs a five-color deck but only packs 2 land types?
Posted by LIBERAL (amount of intellect) on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 09:43:00 PST |
