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Emily

Outside of a dog, a book is a boy's best friend... inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. - Groucho

About Me

Hmmmmmmmm... the idea of trying to summarize myself into a paragraph leaves me cold. So, I hope you'll check out my interests, pics, blogs, videos, friends, and whatever other bits of myself I've posted here, and draw your own conclusion. Should you want to know more about me, just ask... I'll be more than happy to tell you a story.These guys make me laugh so hard I nearly pee myself; added bonus: interesting use of facial hair AND sexy Kiwi accents! I only hate them a little bit for thinking up the name "Hiphopopotamus" before I did... Check out The Flight of the Conchords."I'm not gonna kill her man..." Tee hee hee hee : )"Binary Solo!"Myspace For Girls Only - MyGirlySpace.com

My Interests

Being the hands and feet, music, old movies, good books, puppets, crossword puzzles, cartoons, drawing, singing, playing guitar, card games, laughing, napping, working with kids, cooking, talking, road trips... enjoying the journey.

I'd like to meet:

My mom when she was 17, my dad when he was 25, Kermit the Frog, Francis of Assisi, Kurt Vonnegut, Sally Ride, Paul Simon, Bob Newhart, Anne Lamott, Mike Rowe, David Bowie, Benjamin Hoff, Kinky Friedman, C.S. Lewis, James Thurber (though I would be too busy trying to impress him that I wouldn't enjoy the experience, and would probably get my feelings hurt), Elvis Costello, Keith and Ezra (again), Judy Garland, Willie Nelson, Frodo, Donald Miller, Groucho Marx, Mel Brooks, Michael Palin, Derek Webb, new friends from all walks of life, old friends and Jesus.

Music:

I have very eclectic tastes in music. I love to sing jazz standards, quirky pop, and folk. I listen to just about everything, from opera to hip hop. I love the Beatles, Dean Martin, Mahalia Jackson, Elvis Costello, Paul Simon, Dave Brubeck, Ella Fitzgerald, Schubert's "Mass in G", Merle Haggard, Queen, Al Green, Elvis Presley, Robert Johnson, David Bowie, Nicole Nordeman, Scott Joplin, Charlie Parker, Bizet's "Carmen", Outkast, Hank Williams, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Mozart, Derek Webb, The Police, Jack Johnson, Randy Newman, Indigo Girls, Herb Alpert & the Tiajuana Brass, and AC/DC (just to name a few).

Movies:

Blazing Saddles, The Usual Suspects, Casablanca, Monty Python's Quest For the Holy Grail, A Night At the Opera, What's Up Doc?, This Is Spinal Tap, King of Kings, Airplane, A River Runs Through It, KPax, The Big Lebowski, Jonah: A Veggie Tales Movie, Sabrina (1954), Everything's Illuminated, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Fish Called Wanda, The Blues Brothers... (again, just to name a few)

Television:

The Simpsons, Flight of The Conchords, Venture Brothers, Dirty Jobs, West Wing (before it jumped the shark), Who's Line Is It Anyway?, Big Love, American Experience, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, Mad Men, GlobeTreker, Antiques Roadshow, MythBusters, Jeopardy, POV, Futurama, Deadliest Catch, Talk Soup...

Books:

The Message, anything by James Thurber, Blue Like Jazz - Donald Miller, I Know This Much Is True - Wally Lamb, Carter Beats the Devil - Glen David Gold, Traveling Mercies - Anne Lamott, Stranger In a Strange Land - Robert Heinlein, all four (yes, four) books of The Hitchhiker's Guide To the Galaxy trilogy - Douglas Adams, A Blind Man Can See How Much I Love You - Amy Bloom, The Screwtape Letters - C.S. Lewis, On the Road - Jack Kerouac, The Ragamuffin Gospel - Brennan Manning, Welcome To the Monkey House - Kurt Vonnegut, and many, many more.

Heroes:

Fred Rogers, Levar Burton, and Mrs. Finley (my 4th grade English teacher).

My Blog

In the mood

So, I don't know if it's because I left my frustrating (and disappointing) job,  I've got a new-to-me car, I just got back from an absolutely wonderful trip to Mexico, or just my s...
Posted by Emily on Thu, 31 May 2007 12:34:00 PST

Introducing Ed

Woo hoo! This past Saturday, I bought my first car. She's a dark green 1996 Saturn SL-2. (Check out my pictures...) After I got her home, I was wondering what to call her when I noticed a sticker in h...
Posted by Emily on Wed, 23 May 2007 06:54:00 PST

Let me be me

  let me be peace to end all war let me be love let me give more let me be hope and be a light to all those lost in the darkness of night let me be healing to all who suffer let me believe we can...
Posted by Emily on Wed, 16 May 2007 12:17:00 PST

Fun at the DMV

Okay, so today I went to the DMV to take my road test to become an officially licensed driver with the Commonwealth of Viriginia. My roommate, who is from Maryland, had been preparing me for my road t...
Posted by Emily on Tue, 15 May 2007 10:27:00 PST

"Blues Singers Woman Permitted To Tell Her Side" courtesy of The Onion

Blues Singer's Woman Permitted To Tell Her Side September 16, 1998 | Issue 34"07 CLARKSDALE, MS Ida Mae Dobbs, longtime woman of Willie "Skipbone" Jackson, called a press conference Tuesday to respo...
Posted by Emily on Fri, 11 May 2007 12:02:00 PST

The ol' Tag-a-rino

Is this lame?  I am having a hard time telling?  Here's what to do... Each player of this game starts with the "6 weird things/habits about you". People who get tagged need to write a blog o...
Posted by Emily on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 11:40:00 PST

Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid...

Most folks know Arachnophobia is a fear of spiders, but, in honor of today, Friday, the 13th, consider these other fears&   Papaphobia: fear of the popeScorodophobia: fear of garlicPteronophobia:...
Posted by Emily on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 10:19:00 PST

"Isn't it good?"

Wednesday night I finished reading a book that Deb gave me for my birthday called The Gospel According to The Beatles. I then proceeded to dream that I was in Greenwich Village, apartment-sitting for ...
Posted by Emily on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 06:54:00 PST

It's gonna be one of those days

Last night I didn't fall asleep until 2 am. Of course, I over-slept, and didn't get up until 6:45 am. Which meant I caught the late bus, and had to wait for two trains to pass before there was room fo...
Posted by Emily on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 07:08:00 PST

Ordinary magic and commonplace miracles

Wednesday evening, Spanky and I went to the Shopper's a few blocks from our house to pick up Monday's cookout supplies, and get spaghetti fixings for dinner. Later, my phone rang three times during di...
Posted by Emily on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 08:05:00 PST