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About Me

Well, I'm a former Marine reservist. I waste time by shooting things for fun with my .223 carbine, tricked out like a sniper rifle. I also shoot people in the ass with my airsoft rifle. Before you get any ideas: I'm NOT a psychotic killer, I don't torture animals for fun, and, I'm not going to kill anyone (I'd rather cripple them; permanent reminder not to fuck with me again). I work for a private security firm, that sends me all ove rthe country to deal with clients. So, i might be a little slow in replying to any comments or messages. I don't like illegals who comehere and try to rip us off. You can come in, just do it the right way! Quit fucking us over! Sorry, but I HATE them for things that happened when I was a kid.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Just some friends. Using a computer to try and find love is stupid. I'd like to talk to people who get along with people like me (put up with my bullshit), and who are cool. I don't mind if you like other types of music or whatever, just as long as you're cool. If you're into that, don't bother with it. You need some help if you're that desperate. At least go to a strip joint or a brothel or something. Quit staring at your computer making love to your hand. I don't want any fake bullshit. If you're fronting in ANY way, don't talk to me. I know, that means like half of you, but whatever. And, I'm hella serious about the whole NO LOVE SHIT thing. I don't wanna hear anything about how you wanna get with me or any of that, okay? Go look somewhere else, I bet some desperate little fat chick somewhere wants you.

My Blog

Why are you watching that?

Hey, why are you staring at that whore's fake tits on the Playboy channel? Get up and go find somewhere to have fun, quit making love to your hand. And clean up the sperm trails on your couch. What if...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 20:51:00 GMT

Friends and close friends

So, living with a roommate has been a great experience. My long-time close friend Britney Halloran has been so awesome, and I wish there were more people like her. She puts up with my daily troubles, ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 22:37:00 GMT

What the hell?

I had a really weird dream the other night. I was in a lab, standing still in an exam room. I looked down, and my body was changing. Like, I transformed into this chick I knew from high scho...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 18:59:00 GMT

Life can be a bitch

Wow, life can really be a bitch. Just by not finishing school at SDSU (paid for by the gov't), I screwed myself out of the good life and into a shitpile that has no escape. Let this be a lesson if you...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 21:12:00 GMT