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I’m Kelso!! Please hold while I bite, twist, and strain. SDHS is where I seem to be 5 days a week ( makes a frowny face ). I am going to die from second-hand smoke. Lance candied peanuts are the bomb. My friends consist of...well...pretty much everyone. I will make you laugh until you piss tears [ it's possible when you're around the Kelso ]. My style includes fucky neckties, brightly colored socks, and safety pins hooked to all my clothes. Oh and I'm Not-Edge as well. I need a job. Concerts are my favorite place to be at, if you ever have an extra ticket just hit me up niggie! I try to let OptimisM rule my life. If I ever get annoying just slap me with your ring hand son. The End.
