Once upon a time, at the age of 14, jason "j roc" lummus received his first guitar. It was presented to him by the gods of rock n roll themselves. They came to J rocadocious in a dream and explained that he had a holy obligation to provide the world with happiness by rocking their faces off. He never was the same after that.
He met Joseph through a young lad named "T dogg", and they began jamming and creating sweet melodies together. Joe van B's past is uncertain. It has actually been noted that Joe was sent down from the rock gods as well, to provide Jason with a kick ass bass player. (T dogg was the instrument of divine grace that made this interaction possible). J roc and Joe then realized that they needed some rhythm in their lives and began playing with a drummer rightly named Jorgasm, because of his ability to cause sexual climax during his performances.
One glorious evening, the trio decided to play at an open mic in Conyers, Ga. This particular night they decided to call themselves "The Jimi Ray Lummus Band", based on the nickname given to Jason because of his association with other guitar legends: Jimi Hendrix, and Stevie Ray Vaughn. When the MC of the event called their name, he was unable to determine what was written down. It may have been because whoever wrote it was too wasted to write in a legible manner, or the MC himself, in a drunken stupor, lost his ability to read. Anyways, he announced the band as "Jimi Ray's Lunchbox", and that seemed to stick as the perfect name for the three bad ass brothas.
They acquired Kyle's keyboard skills through a neighborhood bar called the Pointe. Kyle was a bartender there, and formed a friendship with Joe, Jase, and Jordan because of there love of good beer, and Mark Shambo.
Kace came into the picture to sing lead vocals, around the time that Jorgasm had to leave town. He moved back to Cali and is missed by his ga folk very much. But, needless to say, Jimi Ray's was officially without a drummer. Kace decided to try and fill the shoes of Jordan on the drums, and sing lead vocals at the same time. Jimi Ray's lunchbox was officially formed. It is documented that at that moment the planets aligned, the sky parted and the gods of rock and roll came down a stairway made of gold and bestowed their kick-ass blessing upon Kace, Kyle, Jason, and Joe.
And they lived happily ever after. The End
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