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Andy

About 6 people in the world think I'm funny, and I've only met 2 of them.

About Me

I wish I didn't throw like a girl.

My Interests

Movies, Music played with instruments and melodies, Reading, my cats, my wife's boobs, fried foods, toffee, ebay and occasionally playing a video game on my lovely Mac.

I'd like to meet:

A lot of famous dead people like...Terry Kath, John Lennon, Freddie Mercury, and James Doohan. I'd also like to meet George W. Bush and George Lucas so I could kick them in the teeth. Lastly, I'd like to have a beer with my Dad (he's dead, not a dead-beat who walked out on us).

Music:

Chicago, Queen, ELO and anything Jeff Lynne has produced, The Beatles, Johnny Cash, Simon and Garfunkel, The Dixie Chicks, Green Day, Elton John, Billy Joel, and Weird Al.

Movies:

E.T., The Muppet Movie, The Great Escape, Lawrence of Arabia, North by Northwest, The Sting, Double Indemnity, Some Like it Hot, Chicken Run, Network, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut, Beavis and Butthead Do America, The Godfather I and II, Enter the Dragon, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Splash, JFK, Fargo, Back to the Future, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Casablanca, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Rob Roy, L.A. Confidential, Titanic (my very first paycheck ever in Hollywood), The Terminator, The Commitments, The Poseidon Adventure, Thelma & Louise, Run Silent Run Deep, Oldboy, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, Superman I, II, American Beauty, Rocky I, II, III, Star Trek II, III, IV, VI, The Original Three Star Wars Movies (before Senor George Vomited on them), Pulp Fiction, From Russia with Love, On Her Majesty's Secret Service, The Living Daylights, Aliens, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, The Killer, Paths of Glory, Halloween, The Thing, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Scream, It's a Wonderful Life, and more...

Television:

South Park, The Simpsons, Family Guy, and Futurama. And embarassingly...The Apprentice and American Idol.

Books:

The Pillars of the Earth, Sherlock Holmes Adventures, The Thief of Always, East of Eden, Of Mice and Men, Catcher in the Rye, Clive Barker's Books of Blood, A Boy's Life, and Helter Skelter.

Heroes:

Any and everyone who has ever served in the US Armed Forces... I'm too much of a pussy to EVER to do what these people have been called to/elected to do.