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Joseph

Superhero by night...Antihero by day...Asleep by morning...go away

About Me

I'm me. Always have been. I sleep, wake, work, eat & live my life. It's simple, but I like it... width="425" height="350" ..
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You Are 60% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How Evil Are You?
Your Personality Is
Rational (NT)
You are both logical and creative. You are full of ideas.
You are so rational that you analyze everything. This drives people a little crazy!
Intelligence is important to you. You always like to be around smart people.
In fact, you're often a little short with people who don't impress you mentally.
You seem distant to some - but it's usually because you're deep in thought.
Those who understand you best are fellow Rationals.
In love, you tend to approach things with logic. You seek a compatible mate - who is also very intelligent.
At work, you tend to gravitate toward idea building careers - like programming, medicine, or academia.
With others, you are very honest and direct. People often can't take your criticism well.
As far as your looks go, you're coasting on what you were born with. You think fashion is silly.
On weekends, you spend most of your time thinking, experimenting with new ideas, or learning new things. The Three Question Personality Test
Which Batman are you???
Christian Bale
You are the up and coming Batman/Bruce Wayen who recently starred in the mis-directed prequel that was Batman Begins. Though there's not many people to compete with, already you have been said to possibly be the best batman there's ever been. You're said to be a new start for the face that is Batman, and there's a good chance we'll be seeing you again as the re-making of the first 4 Batman movies, that will be taking place in the future.

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Which Batman Nemesis Are You???
The Riddler
Also with a bit of comical darkness similar to the Joker, The Riddler is a red head dressed in green looking for mayhem in all the wrong spots, as he tries to over power batman after his non-villian true self, Edward Nygma, is denied his idea to brainwash towns people with his t.v. involved invention called "The Box". His plans are foiled though, and he is sent straight into a mental hospital where he spent his remaining years claiming he infact was..Batman.

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Which Rocky Horror Picture Show character are you?
Riff-Raff
A Handyman

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what kind of swordfighter are you??????
Ninja
You do battle by night, sliding through the shadows and destroying all who need destroyed. You are the most powerful of the swordfighters. Alone you can defeat many foes. In groups you are indestructible. You fight because that is what you're good at.

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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 50%
Stability |||||||||||| 46%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Religious |||||| 23%
Hedonism |||| 16%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||| 56%
Conflict seeking |||||| 30%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 70%
Romantic |||||||||||| 43%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||| 43%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||| 36%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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You're Totally Sarcastic
You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad. How Sarcastic Are You?
Your Daddy Is Darth Vader
What You Call Him: Papi
Why You Love Him: He gives good spankings Who's Your Daddy?
You Are 44% Paranoid Schizophrenic
It's likely that you're perfectly fine, though you have your crazy moments.
You tend to be a bit paranoid, but no one's out to get you but yourself. Are You A Paranoid Schizophrenic?
You Belong in 1972
If you scored...
1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!
1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.
1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all!
1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day.
1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good! What Year Do You Belong In?
You Are Wolverine
Small but fierce, you're a great fighter.
Watch out! You are often you're own greatest enemy.
Powers: Adamantium claws, keen senses, the ability to heal quickly Which of the X-Men Are You?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joseph Allen Webb
Birthday: 9-14-1985
Birthplace: Louisville
Current Location: Same
Eye Color: Blueish...I guess
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'0ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: Yes
Your Heritage: What came before me
The Shoes You Wore Today: Crappy 2 year old shoes. I love 'em
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: Not having cats
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Fame, fortune, & everything else that's vain
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't
Thoughts First Waking Up: eh...fuck
Your Best Physical Feature: The whole package! Yeah baby!
Your Bedtime: When I get sleepy weepy
Your Most Missed Memory: No responciblilty
Pepsi or Coke: Depends...sub drink?
MacDonalds or Burger King: If you held a gun to my head...McDonalds
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Depends
Cappuccino or Coffee: Eh...remember that gun? Shoot me
Do you Smoke: Hell na!
Do you Swear: Fuck no!
Do you Sing: Only when i'm forced
Do you Shower Daily: Hehe...wouldn't you like to know
Have you Been in Love: Yep
Do you want to go to College:
Do you want to get Married: Yep
Do you belive in yourself: Oh yes. I'm the only one dependable enough to be me
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not usually
Do you think you are Attractive: Only when i'm sexy
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sure...until it floods & people die & babies scream
Do you play an Instrument: I guess I play a few
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nope
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Sorta
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I try not to
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yep
Ever been Drunk: Nope
Ever been called a Tease: Maybe
Ever been Beaten up: Nope. I always win
Ever Shoplifted: Sure
How do you want to Die: In a blaze of glory & heroism
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An adult
What country would you most like to Visit: Florida...just kidding. It sucks there. Ohio
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: Shortish
Height: Shorter than I am
Weight: Not to small, not to big
Best Clothing Style: Lazy. Not grundge
Number of Drugs I have taken: -15 1/2
Number of CDs I own: 1,500ish
Number of Piercings: -1
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I don't know. A couple?
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My Interests

Hmmm...the following...

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who isn't a total ass. Anyone who's head can fit their ego. Anyone who is just a person living their life one day at a time, taking it as it comes. Oh yeah...and David Bowie.

Movies:

American Psycho, Batman Begins, Bottle Rocket, Dazed & Confused, I Heart Huckabees, The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, The Man Who Fell to Earth, The Royal Tenembaums, Rushmore, V for Vendetta,Any Criterion Film

Books:

The old classics. "1984", "Brave New World." Throw some Shakespeare in there too. And don't forget my comics.

Heroes:

Bowie, Lennon & Bruce Wayne

My Blog

Lost & found

I'm going through a difficult time right now. I've lost several friends in the past month & it just has me very unsettled. As a result, i've been in greater need of the friends that I do have. So,...
Posted by Joseph on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 03:39:00 PST

IMPORTANT!!!!!!! PLEASE READ!!!!!!

Do yourself a favor. Take some time out of your humdrum day to check my new positively self-indulgent photos! It'll make your day better!
Posted by Joseph on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 05:53:00 PST

SHOP AT CD WAREHOUSE!!!!!!!!!!

10114 Taylorsville Rd!!! Down from Papa John's. Across from Bearno's. Come shop & buy things from me!!! NOW!!! CD's, DVD's, Video games! Everything from NES to X Box & PSP! Vinyl! Toys! Come o...
Posted by Joseph on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 03:15:00 PST

Rockin' the hot pink text!

Ohhhh yeahhhhh!!!!!!! Thanks Lauren!
Posted by Joseph on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 01:26:00 PST