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I want to fly -
Then, I want to go swimming with the jellyfishes -
Past Quotations:
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character, give him power.
you can automatically make any sentence creepy by ending it with ...ladies
I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.
I am the zoom.
sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinion, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.
People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say.
If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always gotten.
This was a silly experiment. ... It has been well documented that great white sharks prefer brisket over bacon.
I myself pioneered the study of great white shark food preferences and published the definitive work on the subject titled: Great White Shark Food Preferences: A definitive study.
There are three roads to ruin; women, gambling and technicians. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with technicians.
monogamy is 'the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.'
Live every week like it's Shark Week
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
Gossip is always a personal confession of malice or imbecility; it is a low, frivolous, and too often a dirty business. There are neighborhoods where it rages like a pest; churches are split in pieces by it, and neighbor made enemies for life.
If I love you, what business is it of yours?
Women sometimes forgive a man who forces the opportunity, but never a man who misses one.
In brief, she assumed that, being a man, I was vain to the point of imbecility, and this assumption was correct, as it always is
A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.
Sobriety diminishes, discriminates and says no, while drunkenness expands, unites and says yes!
To give pleasure to a single heart by a single act is better than a thousand heads bowing in prayer.
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
Not to be absolutely certain is, I think, one of the essential things in rationality.
Only exceptionally rational men can afford to be absurd.
It is good to be without vices, but it is not good to be without temptations.
Spare minutes are the Gold-dust of time; the portions of life most fruitful in good and evil; the gaps through which temptations enter.