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Wild Poison Waffle

I am here for Friends

About Me

Loose association of addictions, chief among them Italian food and abrasions

My Interests

Falling, scraping, ripping clothes, grinding down shoes and fingertips, free flowing blood, blunt trauma and four cheese Ravioli.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody who will cook me Manicotti and beat me with a coat hanger

Music:

Metal Face, Turbonegro, Curtis Mayfield

Movies:

Gattica, Edward Scissorhands

Books:

The novelization of Caddyshack, "Na-na-na-na-na-na, said Ty as he sank yet another putt."

Heroes:

Voltaire!