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LISA

I am here for Friends

About Me



Lets see where to start. I'm currently 25, Born in Vegas raised all over, mostly Sacramento bred. I've been with the man of my dreams for 3 yrs now, we just had a gorgeous baby girl together 8/8/07. I also have a beautiful 7 yr old daughter from a previous relationship. Most of my interest or hobbies are posted randomly about my page if your interested you'll look. If theres anything else you'd like to know just ask.

   

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



People I can relate to.If the bottom of your shorts touch the top of your socks, they are high waters, stop it, you look ridiculous, capris are for chics. I have no desire to see your boxers, buy a belt, or pants that fit. If you are over processed ie: spend more money then you make on your appearance, or 80% of what you own is pink, we probably wont get along.If you have anything, and I mean anything agianst salsa, I honestly believe there is something terribly wrong with you and you should probably seek professional help immediatley. I hate stupid people, and I think you do too.Who I do not want to meet: LIARS, stupid, ignorant, nieve, taking up space, wasting good air, cant hold down a convo, purposely annoying, make my brain hurt kinda people. Tweekers, backstabbers, drama starters, players, cheaters, fakes, damaged goods, lost souls, quitters, inefficient, disorganized, weak, boring, lame, lazy, losers.

   
Heroes:

My Blog

Knock it off

Your damn skippy, some people do have too much time on their hands. Buying a cat back and forth for Christ sakes, could you possibly be more juvenile? I'm sorry are you not digging the retaliation you...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 16:50:00 GMT

Drama~Drama~Drama

     Don't you just fucking hate when your friends call you up spewing some crazy ass drama at you, your all just chillin minding your own damn business then wham bam your right ba...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 09:08:00 GMT

Yes, Yes, Yes thats what i'm saying!

Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back: I don't think being a minority makes you a victim ofanything except numbers. The only things I can thinkof that are truly discriminatory are things l...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 22:07:00 GMT

Solution to the gas problem

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas w...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 10:36:00 GMT

sex, sex, and more sex!

Little known 'Did you know' Sex factsDid you know?..."Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.Did you know?...According to a survey of sex shop owners, ch...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 08:05:00 GMT

people are such a bother

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?2. People who are willing...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 14:13:00 GMT

dear alcohol

First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

pretty accurate...wings

You have Red Wings! Long, Luscious, red wings thatare as crimson as blood, bust as soft as theclouds, you are very passionate and outspoken.Go you! People admire you because you have yourfirm opinion,...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

my element...just cause the pic is awesome lol

You're Element is Fire. You have a strong,independant, fiery personality and youobviously don't ley other's puch you around.You like being in charge and don't care whatother people think. In fact, you...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

my soul...apparently

You have an angry soul! Angry Souls arent alwaysangry, but they cannot easily forgive and holdgrudges. You probably often get in fights withyour friends and family, and its difficult foryou to underst...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT