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Rev. Crash MacFatskins

The chosen one cometh, Crash hath risen

About Me

where do I begin? I'm the lead guitarist and Co-founder of the underground Metal Band Godwar, I am everything to everyone and nothing to anyone, up and down this country, i've seen alot of strange crap, i've seen things that would make a grown man cry, I have absulutly no idea what the word "normal" means, so don't even say that word around me, I dress how I dress, and NO I will never get rid of my hat, don't even try. i'm actually very sociable if you talk to me, but if you ignore me, you'll never find out what you're missing. i'm sometimes very silent until someone talks to me, usually it's because you're probably too busy talking about your friends which I don't even know, so how exactly am i supposed to respond? I have a few friends but I don't talk about them all the time, but these people are the greatest people i've ever met in my life. I don't care for the way you stick your religion in my face, I have my own, it would be in your best interest to PISS OFF. I'm tons of fun to be around, a party isn't a party without Crash, but the quickest way to lose my attention is to speak of "Goths", suicide, dressing in all black, hollywood, P.Diddy, how fat you look in your dress, how many guys/girls you've slept with, how much you hate your life, your slash marks on your wrists, my teeth, cocaine, or any other heavy narcotics, your boyfriend/girlfriend, emo bands/how much Evanescence rocks your world, Tipper Gore or any other lame shit like that. while you are in my presence... DO NOT: Yell at me, Make fun of my teeth, Vomit, Toutch my belly-button, Put your hands on me in anger, Poke me in the ribs, Tell me that something is impossible, Cry, (unless you have a good reason) Mention feminine products in detail, Get in my face, Lie to me/about me, Take food from me, Insult obese people, Insult yourself, Abuse my guitars, Steal from me, Use hardcore drugs, Watch the musical "Cats" Abuse Animals, Tell me how to do my job, Rat me out, Label me, Leave me in your car, Ditch me, Steal my socks, (you know who you are) Take my car keys, Disrespect my family, Throw things at me, (list to be cont.... I think you get the point by now, cause if not, I will come to your house, find your bedroom, wait until you cry yourself to sleep thinking about your ex-girlfriend or how much you hate your whiny little emo life, emerge from the shadows with my twisted ass blade, hold you down and make little painful, non-lethal incisions on your face and throat, wrap you up tight in barbed wire, drag you out of your own house by your bottom lip, down the the cemetery where I have a special spot picked out just for you, throw you down into a stainless steel maggot filled coffin, slam the lid shut, bolt it down with industrial sized bolts, then bury you in about 12 feet of cement. (just kidding, but I'll have no choice but to not hang out with you anymore) do not fuck with me. I am the Alpha, the Omega, the first, and the last. yet, I also have my good qualities in which I have yet to speak. People see me as the most, unconventional, unpredictable, most dependable person that they've ever met, I'm a blast to be around, I like to make sure that everyone is enjoying my company. People see me as someone they'll never forget, and someone they should have met long ago. i can be extremely sensitive, in a good way, I'm very empathetic, and not ignorant, if any of my friends are in trouble, you will never hear "Sucks to be you" from my mouth. I've been playing guitar since I was 13, and I love every second of it, I can't go 1 hour without playing before I start getting the shakes. I value sentimentality above meaningless pack-ratting. as I've said, i've been all over this country, and I've lived more of my life in my 21 years that some people have in 50. I have the scars to prove my adventures. I am an but a maggot to some, a god to others, a loser, a dreamer, a tramp, a vagrant, a drifter, a storyteller, a profit, a messiah. some would believe that I am the incarnation of Christ, because I was born with a hole in my ribs right where Judas impaled Jesus with the Spear, ending his life. Christ means nothing to me, I Serve only One, her name is Isis, and I am very true to my beliefs, I practice Isianity very openly. I sometimes feel as if love to me is more of a myth that Santa Clause, the Easter bunny or the female orgasm. I fear not Death, but rather the consequence thereof. the three things I truly love in this love are cars, bars and guitars. If you ever see me just kinda space out, leave me alone, I'm happy, or I'm coming up with another great idea. sometimes I can't separate fiction from reality. I have a very altered sense of fashion, so i started a clothing line that i can't speak too much of because I don't have copyrights yet. my memory isn't what it used to be anymore because i've had alot of head trauma when I was younger, so if I don't remember your birthday, or something that you wanted me to remember, for god sake don't scream at me, it's not my goddamn fault. oh, and one last thing you should know about me, I am bi-polar, so if I start getting a little pissy, I'm probably having another crash just leave me alone (NOT forever) and I'll be fine in about an hour, But during that time please watch what you say to me, because I'm most likely to take anything to heart. There, you've met Crash. now you may once again speak at your own free will.

My Interests


You scored as Metal Rockstar. You are a Metal Rockstar you like head bang, til you passout and love to get in moshes still you ass is kicked!

Metal Rockstar


90%

Rock and Roll RockStar


60%

Goth Rockstar


40%

Punk Rockstar


20%

Emo Rockstar


10%
What kind of Rockstar are you?
created with QuizFarm.com I do a lot a extreme sports, and just about anything else that barely qualifies as a sport *Shopping cart surfing, *wheelchair hospital races, *Imaginary grizzly bear wrestling, *freeway skateboard luge, *hide and seek in a pitch dark apartment, *balcony diving, *trashcan tackling, *steal your best friends hogie and give it to the homeless man and watch then fight over it, *catch the rat, *trashcan dances, *trashbag mudrush, *run from the guy you took the hogie from, *what's this button do, *name that smell, *Cher CD skeet shooting, *how long can you hold on to the back of a moving vehickle while going up and down a dirt road at a 30 degree angle, *fast food bandit (it's when you hide near the wall of a fast food store and then grab the order right when the person who ordered it reaches for it from thier car door) *run from the angry neighbor after you uproot thier mailbox, *Homeless man, *Spanging (Spare changing) *interstate pressed ham for the old lady.) that kind of thing. See why they call me Crash yet? I love guitars, drinking, Smokin, I think Jell-O is sexy (go ahead, ask me why), I love to travel and see new things, I love when people sing in old Latin.I love the rain, going to sleep at 7:00 am and waking up at 4:00pm. sneezing's funny, I love everything that doesn't come at a price, like laughter,and farting and not taking the responsibility for it even though when someone else farts I claim it beore they do.....I don't always have money, I like to make up my own games and have just "dumb fun" Olympics for the broke guy.
Cusors for your MySpace

The Crashness!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can make me laugh hard enough, other musicians, guitarists, drummers are a must right now, singers who aren't stuck up and who try to hog the spotlight or upstage anyone in my group. Fat people like me who love themselves and are proud of who they are an don't care what people think of them. skinny kids who are fat in their hearts. a psychiatrist would be nice.

adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

Must be rock, if it ain't loud, I'm not in the crowd. Pantera, Mudvayne, Tom Petty, Tool, Slipknot, Static-X, Sublime, Mushroomhead, S.O.A.D., Soulfly, Powerman 5000, AC/DC, Motley Crue, Sevendust, The Offsprig, The London Symphony Orchestra, Ubo Yamatsu, Tenacious D, Killswitch Engage, 36 Crazy fists, Bloohound Gang, Mr. Bungle, Otep, Lacuna Coil, Greenday, Misfits, Dropkick Murphys, Rancid, Marilyn Manson, Mastadon, In Flames, Charley Brown, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Lamb of god, KISS, Led Zepplin, Van Halen, queensryche, Lynyrd, Skynyrd, thursday, three days Grace, Thrice, Flogging Molly, Frank sanatra, Billy Idol, Charles Manson, Garbage, Metallica, Trick Turner, Me first and the Gimme Gimme's, The Cure, Slayer, Trivium, Anti Flag, George Thouroughgood, Steppenwolf, Tom petty, Ill Nino`, Atreyu, Foo Fighters, chemichal brothers, primus, prodigy, Crystal Method, I know there's a lot I'm forgetting here, Godsmack and Me.

Movies:

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory, Donnie Darko, Torque. fast and the furious. Constantine, The Grudge, Harold and Kumar goe to White Castle, all the Cheech and Chong movies, Office space, Euro Trip, road trip, Speed, Phone booth, All Pauly Shore movies, Inerview with a Vampire, Bram Stokers Dracula, All Leslie Nielson movies. What about bob, Van Helsing, Hellboy, Queen of the Damned, Dawn of the dead (Original) Army of Darkness, Evil Dead, (don't tell anyone but...serendipity, shhhh) The Crow, Bulletproof Monk, Steve-O out on Bail, Viva la Bam, I'll think of more later

Television:

Comedy Central, godda' have Crank Yankers, family guy, Beavis and Butthead, Sealab 2010, Aqua teen Hunger force, Insomniac, Metalocolyps, squidbillys, Moral Oral, south park, SCI, the Shield, Law and order. I don't really watch that much T.V.

Books:

Anne Rice all the way. Hit Parader, metal edge, high times, the weekly world news, Guitar one.

Heroes:

Sephiroth, Sephiroth, Sephiroth, Howard Jones, Superman Corey Taylor, Trivium, and my best friend Crusher MacFatskins
You scored as Fat Bastard. You are FAT. There are several reasons why you are fat one is: You are unhappy because you eat and you eat because you are unhappy.

Fat Bastard


100%

Average..


67%

Above average..


63%

Skinny..


10%

Below average..


3%
Fatty?
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My Blog

The spirit of Crashmass (all must read)

Please allow me to tell you the tale of Crashmass, It was the december of 2000, I was living in Arizona with my 62 year old mexican stepfathers family, it was a small 2 bedroom 6 resident crack ...
Posted by Rev. Crash MacFatskins on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:32:00 PST

Rock Talk

Attention To all of Godwars, and my, loyal fans, I will soon be Co-hosting a amature talk show for all of my fans and friends and anyone else who sees it. the show will feature topics being discussed ...
Posted by Rev. Crash MacFatskins on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 01:14:00 PST