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coffee shop warrior

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About Me

Life's so fucking cool when you're finally not afraid of it anymore.

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good night new mexico

You know...I really hate money. I hate the american dream too; it only exists if you have money. There are a lot of things I want in this world, and I don't think they're too much to ask for.some tatt...
Posted by coffee shop warrior on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 09:11:00 PST

the scorpion killers

there are scorpions in arizona. little two-inch tan-colored demons from the deepest circle of hell. i will admit- i am terrified of scorpions. i had to kill one today. it was not a pleasant experience...
Posted by coffee shop warrior on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 07:41:00 PST

It's a SIGN

How Will I Die QuizYou will die at the age of 41You will be killed by Mars aliens as they invade earthFind out how you will die at Quizopolis.com...
Posted by coffee shop warrior on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 06:48:00 PST

grande non-fat latte with extra foam, a shot of vanilla and two splendas

what an obscenity this place has become. every day, we just throw the finger to everyone and everything around us.when they are screaming in apin, we turn up our iPods to drown them out. when they're ...
Posted by coffee shop warrior on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 07:46:00 PST

sharpie fumes and lightbulb wires

how cruel is life? i spent all of the first part of it dreaming of being somewhere else, doing beigger and better things. i never saw any beauty or intrigue in this place. all i ever saw was the uglin...
Posted by coffee shop warrior on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 07:28:00 PST

i'm eating cheap chocolate

it's a sad thing. leftover valentine candy. it's cheap, its extremely unhealthy, and so not vegan. and i'm eating it while i should be in math. which is also sad. and possibly unhealthy, though vegani...
Posted by coffee shop warrior on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 09:09:00 PST

E-Commons: A Padded Room

____________________________________________________________ ___How many times have you been told that it's natural for you to be somewhat anit-social and eliteist, and that you prefer to work on your ...
Posted by coffee shop warrior on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 06:30:00 PST

I collect rocks, you know.

I think I'm like a geode. Geodes are really ugly rocks with crystals on the inside. The only thing is, you have to crack it open to find out if it is really a geode. This means every time you pick up ...
Posted by coffee shop warrior on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 09:13:00 PST

This is Best Friends

this, ladies and gentlemen,isbest friends. ...
Posted by coffee shop warrior on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 10:33:00 PST

I left my conscience pressed between the pages of the bible in the drawer...

I didn't do a damn thing all day. It was real sad. Last night, we watched Harry Potter...and everyone was really loud, and I gave Nina a sharpie tattoo, and it was pretty rad...so was Andrea's. But t...
Posted by coffee shop warrior on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 04:24:00 PST