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Whîte Nõise Monstêr

Hold On....I can't save both of us at the same time

About Me

I LIVE BEHIND YOUR EYES

My Interests

Music, instruments, Liquor, My Chosen Family, Film

I'd like to meet:

Anybody worth talking to

Music:

Machine Head, Chimaira, Strapping Young Lad, Devin Townsend, Nevermore, Fear Factory, Kataklysm, Dimmu Borgir, Moonspell, Mnemic, Tool, Arch Enemy, In Flames, Cradle of Filth, Meshuggah, Soilwork, Lacuna Coil, Ill Niño, Korn, Alchemist, Lycanthia, Psy.Kore, Static-X, Slipknot, Nine Inch Nails, Behemoth, Nile, Carcass, Type O Negative, CKY, Oil, Gnarkill, Monster Magnet, Weird Al Yankovic, Children of Bodom, Alice Cooper, A Perfect Circle, Devil Driver, Parkway Drive, Ayreon, Porcupine Tree, Dream Theatre, Star One, Breaking Benjamin, Pantera, The Haunted, God Forbid, Hatebreed, Job For A Cowboy, Otep, Opeth, Evergrey, My Dying Bride, Katatonia, Tiamat, Hate Eternal, Malevolent Creation, King Diamond, Merciful Fate, Testament, FrankenBok, Suicidal Tendencies, Therapy?, Queens of the Stoneage, Soulfly, Dry Kill Logic, Mastodon, Trivium, Bullet For My Valentine, Killswitch Engage, Bleeding Through, Caliban, Darkest Hour, Threat Signal, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Still Remains, Ministry, Hive, Orgy, The Damning Well, Megadeth, Testament, Spineshank, Rockbitch, Rammstein, Mudvayne, Nightwish, Murderdolls, Wednesday 13, Helmet, Suffocation, Hypocrisy, Death, James Murphy, Satryicon, Arcturus, Ambeon, Stream Of Passion, Obituary, Deicide, Pain Of Salvation, Zeromancer, World Under Blood, Black Thorn, Unanimated, Superheist, The Bloodhound Gang, Nightwish, The Miracles, Donna Summer, Rick James, Probot, Foo Fighters, Nirvana, Agathodaimon, The Butterfly Effect, Juno Reactor, Sunk Loto, Dragon Force, Snot, Sepultura, Hanoi Rocks, Veins of Jenna, Mystic Spiral, Jerk, HIM, Godsmack, Escape Syndrome, Burzum, Coheed & Cambria, 30 Seconds To Mars, Raunchy, Lamb of God, Dethklok, Rush, Foreign Objects, Switchblade, LORD, Transcending Mortality, Amon Amarth, Draconic, Necrophagist, Finntroll, Bleed The Sky, Black Light Burns, Synperium, Norse, Infernal Method, Dark Tranquility, Keep Of Kalessin, The Prize Fighter Inferno, Priestess Hostile Groove, Decapitated, The Berzerker, Dragonlord, Gojira, Burn The Priest, Bloodbath, DÅÅTH, Tony Iommi, John 5, Control Denied, Dir En Grey, Lacrimas Profundere, The Sounds, Nightrage, Dope Stars Inc., Pain, Pestilence, SHAT, 3, Justice, Hardcore Superstar, Uriah Heep, The Hellacopters, Baby Shambles, Dirty Vegas, Leave's Eyes, Massive Attack, At The Gates, Gemini 5, Bakcyard Babies, Crashdiet, The Moxy, The list is ever growing…

Movies:

Anything by Quintin Tarrentino, Oliver Stone, Kevin Smith, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, Any Monty Python film, and most of Tim Burton's films, Transformers (2007), The Transformers Movie (1986), The Matrix trilogy, the Star Wars Series, The United States of Leeland, The Shawshank Redemption, Dazed and Confused, Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas, Trainspotting, Human Traffic, Hook, Akira, American History X, Helter Skelter, America's Sweethearts, Get Shorty, Be Cool, Jacob's Ladder, Vampire Hunter D, Life as a House, American Beauty, Batman Returns, Ginger Snaps, The Devil's Rejects, Nightwatch, Before Sunset, What Dreams May Come, Excorcist: The Begining, Interview with a Vampire, The Dehumanizing Process, Snatch, Lock Stock & 2 Smocking Barrels, Aliens, Eddie Murphy's RAW, Underworld, Underworld: Evolution, Black Hawk Down, Kiss of the Dragon, Click, The Secret Of My Success, Dead Man on Campus, Sin City, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, El Mariachi, Desperado, Detroit Rock City, Requiem For A Dream, Waking Life

Television:

Eureka Seven, Metalocalypse, Black Books, Drawn Together, Transformers (original generation), South park, Family Guy, Trailer Park Boys, Kenny Vs Spenny, Viva La Bam, Scrubs, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, The Mighty Boosh, Robot Chicken

Books:

Things My Girlfriend & I Have Argued About, The Books of Cataclysm: The Crooked Letter, The Blood Debt, The Hanging Mountains, and The Devoured Earth. Chimaera, Rita Hayworth and The Shawshank Redemption, Sex and Rockets, Contest, Ice Station, Interview with a Vampire, Orphans of Earth, Freebirth, Exodus Road, Dante's Divine Comedy, The Red Dwarf Omnibus, Tomorrow When The War Began, On The Road To Nirvana, Call of Cthulhu & Any of H.P. Lovecraft's other tales of horror and the macabre!

Heroes:

Henry Rollins, Devin Townsend, Rob Flynn, Jeff Loomis,Dave Grohl, anyone who's made a career out of living their dream

My Blog

Lovesick for Mirabelle

Last night I had a dream about musicians burning to death in my garage and Louie was there. I haven’t thought about her in so long.Emma goes back to Germany soon.This sucks...
Posted by Whîte Nõise Monstêr on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 04:50:00 PST

Hitchcock Ate My Baby

I've discovered how much easier it is to write songs with my illegal copy of Guitar Pro v.5 then it is to sit in my room with a guitar and try to think about 6 different instruments and how they're go...
Posted by Whîte Nõise Monstêr on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 06:11:00 PST

I’m Back! I got a cock made out of Platinum!

Not alot of purpose for this one... mainly to stay my own boredom for a few minutes. Masturbation is fun but you can only do it like 3 times in one day before it becomes sad and potentially painful. J...
Posted by Whîte Nõise Monstêr on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 03:40:00 PST

The international year of the potato...

Happy 2008 to all who read thisMy new years plans kinda crumbled on the day so I opted to stay home in air conditioned bliss and see how much I can drink before my liver implodes inside of my torso.Fi...
Posted by Whîte Nõise Monstêr on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 05:06:00 PST

Hide your feathers on the back porch baby

It's been close to a year since I posted a blog pimping Coheed & Cambria so I thought that being as they have a new album out I should really start the entire annoying and redundant cycle all over...
Posted by Whîte Nõise Monstêr on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 01:25:00 PST

Youll find no better sickness here

Going to Melbourne for a while...Goodbye Kelly, I wish there was something about you I could Miss....
Posted by Whîte Nõise Monstêr on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 04:45:00 PST

Why in December??

This month we remember Darrel Lance Abbot (December 8, 2004 - Age 38) and Charles Michael Schuldiner (December 13, 2001 - Age 34). ...
Posted by Whîte Nõise Monstêr on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 05:29:00 PST

Douche is French for Shower

If you're ever bored, delirious, and in search of a cheap laugh try google'ing Douche.It will open your eyes to a whole new world of inefficient birth control & vaginal hygene methods as well as g...
Posted by Whîte Nõise Monstêr on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 03:43:00 PST

Insomnia 4: Have you lived a life my Bloody Valentine?

Insomnia is an extreme sport.
Posted by Whîte Nõise Monstêr on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 01:23:00 PST

I don’t know about that guy in the silk shirt...

Argh...That's now a word in my common useage of other words like "nung", "jeez", and "nooooooooooooooooooooooooo".Had to work last night, it sucked, thursday nights are meant to be really quiet and me...
Posted by Whîte Nõise Monstêr on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 07:42:00 PST