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John

Chicks Dig Scrawny Pale Guys

About Me

That's right, chicks do dig scrawny pale guys...the shirt says so. Obviously I'm on the left in the picture, that other guy, that's Ralphie May. Anywho, not really much to say about myself. I'm originally from Conn, stuck in the south now. I love music, lots of music. I'm also a huge computer nerd. When I'm not working or going to some concert I'm on the computer either playing a game or just goofing off on the net. My sense of humor would be considered sarcastic, so it's best to not take most things I say too seriously. When I was 15 my friends would introduce me as "the most vulger 15 year old you'll ever meet", I don't know if that still holds true so many years later, but perhaps it does. If you want the details about me I guess you'll just have to ask yourself, simply because I'm not very adept at thinking of these things on the fly.

My Interests

Music, Movies, Computers, Video Games, The Night Life, Xanth, Electronics, and (insert sarcasm here) ASCII Porn

Music:

Live, Stabbing Westward, Lennon, The Exies, 8 Stops 7, Presence, Toad The Wet Sprocket, The Secret Machines, Skindred, Breaking Benjamin, Story Of The Year, Tantric, LostProphets, Flaw, Cold, and many many more

Movies:

Equilibrium, Hackers, Stand By Me, Newsies, Robocop

Television:

Adult Swim, Discovery Channel, Food Network (mmm food), and the hot chicks on the disney channel. Can you spot the sarcasm?

Books:

Xanth, Stephen King, honestly I don't read a whole lot, unless it's a new product manual at work or some computer related jargon.

Heroes:

Muggsy Bogues, short people CAN play basketball!

My Blog

Double Standards: Discimination against animals.

Yesterday at Benton Falls in the Cherokee National Forest, a 6 year-old girl was killed by a black bear. While this is tragic event, it once again brings to light some rather interesting double standa...
Posted by John on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 03:17:00 PST

Xbox 360 Launch

Had our midnight 360 launch Monday night. Everything went without a hitch, of course we only had 36 units, all of which were preorders. I've uploaded some images of our pre-launch debauchery. If peopl...
Posted by John on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 10:41:00 PST

Test Thinger

Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||| 40% Stability |||||||||| 40% Orderliness |||||| 26% Altruism |||||||||||| 50% Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70% Int...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sales Meeting Anyone

Had a boring ass sales meeting this morning, ended about 1. Luckily that's all the work I have to do today. Might go out to get some food with a friend here in a little while, as soon as he answers my...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST