Daddy JBot

below are some known and unknown facts about me:
i'm a proud father of 2 beautiful baby girls.
i love my wife more than she'll ever know.
i have the best family ever.
i don't believe in god.
i like to make fat jokes about myself to make people laugh.
i rarely mind being fat.
i think everything happens for a reason.
i am the nicest angry person you'll ever meet.
i don't like attention.
i'm stuck on 90's rock.
i can read people easily.
i will correct you if you pronounce something incorrectly.
i don't think i'm better than you.
i love chinese food.
i own more than 10 bottles of cologne.
i wear only plaid shirts.
i wear size 15 shoe.
i don't like comments about my eyes.
i drink alcohol less than 5 times a year.
i have dreams about smoking marijuana all the time.
i hate feet.
i am very unsympathetic, yet kind.
i don't vote.
i'm addicted to chapstick.
i think pregnant women are beautiful.
i don't follow the news.
i hate politics.
i am a very shy person.
i have a great long-term memory.
i am an organ donor.
one of my favorite movies is "the notebook".
i refer to "little people" as midgets.
i generally always wear a hat.
i bite my nails constantly.
i don't understand the prison system.
i love to sing.
i hate having to dress up.
i don't like concerts.
i think the bible is a bunch of bullshit.
i think lesbians are hot.
i hate holidays; christmas especially.
the only section i read in the newspaper is the obituaries.
my favorite color is black.
i hate british accents.
i've been on prozac.
bad parenting annoys me.
i am a "boob guy".
if there is something that you'd like to know about me that wasn't covered here, please feel free to contact me.