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'Jesus Cant Skate' explores the underground world of roller figure skating, capturing the trials and triumphs of some seriously schorchin skaters from the US, Germany, Italy, Spain, Argentina, Brazil and Australia amongst others, in the lead up to the Anniversary of the 50th World Roller Figure Skating championships.

For more info on this project, check out my blog via MySpace (above)... Alternatively - visit ' jesuscantskate.com.. ' Or more 'officially' at ' iMDB.com .

JCS is now TWITTERING.. are you? Follow us here: JCS Tweet.


The cast of 'Jesus' includes one of Australia's hottest actors, ' Golden Globe Nominee, MELISSA GEORGE (30 Days of Night, In Treatment, Grays Anatomy, Amityville Horror, Derailed, Alias).. ' who once was a champion skater and now enjoys a successful Hollywood career. Featured athletes in the stellar cast of skaters include: Tammy Bryant, Kristen Slade, Natasha Gundlach, Tanja Romano, Jason Cohen, Anthony Peck, Constance Hossfeld, Scott Cohen and also ... Tamara
A BRAND NEW TRAILER will soon be available for JCS as we approach completion of this film for 2009 in a few months. BELOW: One of four OLDER promos for 'Jesus Cant Skate' before the 'new cut' was commenced.. The 'third' featured here, includes just 'some' of the wicked skaters who will help change the face of our sport via this film..

(Old promo Trailer) Jesus Cant Skate - 3

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Below: Stills from 'Jesus Cant Skate'.. (+ a few images from the state titles - April 2007). Thanks again to everyone who supported the making of this film..

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Me, right now? ... Close to winding up work on the film after more than two amazing years, working tirelessly alongside my co-director 'Polly Watkins' and also my fabulous producer 'Beth Frey' of Circe Films. I'm also doing more writing on the side (author of autobiography ' rolaboi '), but I've been a skater since I was a kid - old school like!! But for now its the sideline for me, coaching the kids! After some follow up shoots/interviews in Spain (Dec 2006) for the redevelopment work on 'Jesus' throughout 2007 for the 2008/09 release, its been pretty full on and the work has been a little overwhelming, but we're certainly getting there!! More news soon..

THE SOUNDS OF JESUS:

The music for this film has come from all parts of the world and cover different genres, from the electronic genius of ' LORENZO CASTELLARIN ', to the crunching sounds of Melbourne's' ROB CARE ' with the title track (with vocals by GARY TROVATO. Guitar and bass by JOHN BOLAND, from the band ' SUPERCHARGER '), to the alternative soulful rock sounds of ' LYDIA DENKER ' - one of Australia's hottest female vocalists ... ' Legendeary DEAN PARRISH ', the classic sound of Italy's MARCO FRISINA featuring PAOLA CECCHI and more..

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Developed with the assistance of Film Victoria | Developed & Produced in association with Screen Australia.

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JCS now Twittering..

Its been a long time between posts and apologies for that.. we're still working hard on finishing this project and I'll keep you updated.. In the meantime, keep up with us on Twitter.com now [follow J...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Apr 2009 20:49:00 GMT

Getting there..

Just a quick update! Things have been quiet over the festive break, but we are back at it again, and completion of the film looks likely in the next few months! It's been more than two years now since...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 17:22:00 GMT

Melissas 30 Days of Night in hell...

The brand new kickin ass trailer for Melissa George's (Jesus Cant Skate) new vampire horror thriller 30's Day's of Night has just been added to Apple.com [watch it here]  Based on the groundbreak...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 06:11:00 GMT

Film festival highlights caught on film...

October 2006 was a time to do some serious celebrating - nope, I didn't win lotto, but it was just as good... The Australian International Film Festival screening of my flick Jesus Cant Skate. Th...
Posted by on Thu, 24 May 2007 09:58:00 GMT

Sneaky Skaters..

Over the weekend in Sydney at the MTV Australia Video Music Awards, roller-skating was included as a part of the Sneaky Sound System performance of their hit single UFO. It rocked!! and I was sto...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 23:23:00 GMT

Interviews: Skater brings passion to film..

Recently in an interview for Kate Liversidge for both the, Melbourne Times and City Weekly publications during a whirlwind promotional tour by US roller dancer Demerest Upshaw, the following...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 08:30:00 GMT

Eleven to see in `07..

Jesus Cant Skate appears on a list of 11 films 'to see' in 2007 on the Yale Daily News site (USA), 'Facebook Culture' by Emma Allen. Other films include: Spider-Man 3, Music and Lyric...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 10:15:00 GMT

Hollywood Elsewhere..

Hollywood Elsewhere have been great enough to mention Jesus Cant Skate on their site and add a link which is fantastic.. bring it on! View [here]
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 19:27:00 GMT

crunch time..

If anyone thought making a film was easy, think again! man, its gruelling! And this is just a small project compared to so many others but boy, the workload is enormous - but worth it! The curre...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 23:39:00 GMT

New promo trailer..

The newest trailer for Jesus Cant Skate has just been loaded, the fourth to be added to this site in the past few months. The development stages of this film continue as the stories around the charac...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 21:24:00 GMT