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About Me

I'm tired of boys who make me cry
They cheat on me and they tell me lies
The one I love will never stray
When he sees other girls he looks away
And if he never kisses me well thats alright
Coz we can just cuddle all night
Gay Boyfriend, Gay Boyfriend
I dont really care that you are queer
Gay Boyfriend, Gay Boyfriend
I never feel lonely when you are near
It'll be a great romance
We'll go shopping and buy tight pants
You don't care how big my ass is
Just how fabulous my dress is
You cry at movies on our dates
Romantic comedies sure are great
But when your sad i'll dry your tears
Coz i'll always think that you are fierce
I like cigarettes, and thats no gag
But you'll always be my favourite fag
You'll always be my favourite fag
You'll always be my favourite fag!
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My Interests

Acting, theatre, films, books, sports, MONKEYS, manchester and manchester UTD, other stuff that makes me a well rounded person.

I'd like to meet:

Johnny Depp.... fucking gorgeous! and Kate Moss.... My GOD imagine what their kids would have looked like! *eyes glaze over as hand begins a very quick motion...* (am I trying to tell people i wank over children?? even if they are Depp n Moss)

Music:

MUSE, THE STONE ROSES!!! The Streets, The Arctic Monkeys, Faithless, T.Rex, Kasabian, The Killers, The Libertines, The Fratellis, Razorlight, Kanye West, The Doors, The Smiths, Morrissey (teeheehee) David Bowie, ALL THESE THAT RHIANNON PUT AND TOO MANY OTHERS!

Movies:

What's Eating Gilbert Grape (match in the gas tank, boom boom), Alfie, Baz Lurhmann''s Romeo and Juliet!!!, Shawshank Redemption, Trainspotting,

Television:

Lost, Spooks, Hustle, The Modern Toss, Shameless, Queer As Folk,

Books:

I don't really read books, I'm a bit of a Philistine really. But I DO read 'Sex For Dummies'... taught me everything I needed to know, still aint very much! and also 'The Fool's Guide To Being A Rent Boy' is pretty useful in my line of work!

Heroes:

Johnny Depp (Wank over him!) and Rhiannon Garth Jones.... legend!
But, more than anyone, ROSIE MADELOSO for doing this profile for me. SHE IS THE BEST AND BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE. EVEN RHIANNON!

My Blog

successful audition!

as every1 knows im venturin into the lovely limelight filled world of london to pursue my career in acting at rose bruford, but just wanted to share with you guys how i got in.... it wasnt just my tal...
Posted by Lunacy is arrived on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 12:54:00 PST

The Day I Lost My Virginity, By Mark Conway (Ghost-written by Nat Thornton!)

It was an ordinary friday night, I was 16 and I was on a chatroom online and I had been recently talking to an interesting man called Geoff, he was a rugid truck driver from the london area, he was sh...
Posted by Lunacy is arrived on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 01:00:00 PST

Frollicking In The Rear Garden Of Francis....

Now I'm sure all you delightful chaps are aware that I recently got a job at The Garden bar in Burnley. Whether this is down to my charm, skills and all round fabulousness, or whether its down to the ...
Posted by Lunacy is arrived on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 12:50:00 PST