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About Me

Mark --
[noun]:
A deadly strain of projectile vomit
Are you tired of all those lame-ass "friendship" poems? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? Because you are my friend.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
DANCE YOU FUCKERS

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My Interests

My Car: Click Here, cars in general, soccer and music pretty much sum it up, in no particular order.

A message to all you honda riceboys with giant spoilers, "NOS" and "VTEC YO!" stickers everywhere, fart cans and 20" wheels: we are ALL laughing at you. Your car isn't fast, you know nothing about performance mods and your excuses are lame as hell...

I'd like to meet:

I like people who can stand up for themselves and people that can take my extreme sarcasm. People who don't fret over small pointless things are awesome, but with all that said if I don't actually know you I won't add you... don't even bother.

Music:

I don't like emo, pop, country, gansta/hardcore rap, classical or any combinaton of the above..... Other than that I dig most music and I'm always up for something new. I'm into punk, blues, rock, hip-hop, ska, grunge, alternative, new wave, electronica, reggae, funk... and all those other genres that I like and forgot to list...

Movies:

My movie list is too long to put here, so if you really want to know just ask.

I HATE MOULIN ROUGE!

Television:

Futurama
The Simpsons
Family Guy
South Park
Overhaulin'

Books:

Books aren't really my thing, I like magazines though. Car magazines mostly...

Heroes:

Mark Mothersbaugh
Flea
Chip Foose
Oliver Kahn

My Blog

Superstitious bulletins PISS ME OFF

Ok so here's the deal. I never repost anything that threatens me to do so, because my brain is large enough to understand the concept that something someone says online has no effect on my real life, ...
Posted by MArk on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 10:05:00 PST

st00pid fucking assholes

This is about all the music/videos people put on their pages... to be honest, I could give a flying fuck what you like or listen to. Your online existence means nothing to me and don't care what boy b...
Posted by MArk on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 01:40:00 PST

Aiden is a pile of shit

They suck. Get over it.
Posted by MArk on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 02:58:00 PST

Hawk resurrection

So I'm thinking it's time to bring back the hawk, so whoever's up to the task, I need it cut damnit! That is all.
Posted by MArk on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 01:55:00 PST

Stupid Ads...

Someone should tell me why the fuck I want to see a flash ad for toe nail fungus killer which shows a bunch of rotting toes...... TOM YOU'RE FUCKING FIRED. That is all.
Posted by MArk on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 10:33:00 PST

Valentines Day

Hooray! Valentines Day is almost here!! Wait a minute, Valentine's Day is gay! Of all the lame excuses for women to expect chocolate and diamonds, valentines day is the worst, it's just a random day w...
Posted by MArk on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 08:52:00 PST

The love of my life

Ok, so all my other blogs have been yelling at shit, which I enjoy immensely and will continue to do so, but this ugly finals morning something beautiful has caught my attention. There's one aspect of...
Posted by MArk on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 09:56:00 PST

Stupid insecure retards who need attention

What is up with every mother fucker posting a pic of himself without a shirt? Do I really need to see that? Are you going to get chicks over the internet? NO! Do you look like an asshole? Are you maki...
Posted by MArk on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 11:44:00 PST

BULLETIN BULLSHIT!!?!

I HATE THE FUCKING BULLETINS YOU FUCKERS POST!! Are you seriously that superstitious as to think the internet will kill you and your friends/loved ones? If so I feel sorry for your stupid ass cause th...
Posted by MArk on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Stupid nazi fucks

Will you retards stop using the word nigger, nigga, niggaz etc etc... You are all a bunch of racist nazi fucks. I don't care if you are joking around, or perhaps you think you are actually black. Well...
Posted by MArk on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST