Well, what do I say about me? I'm usually all about talking about myself. Here I go. First of I agree with myself when I say that I'm awesome. Well, usually. At times I try to be cute but it usually gets undercut with my pathetic attempts of being cool, witty, a smartass, or just plain smart. If there is one lesson that i can teach you, it's that you can't be cute and smart at the same time. Just go for cute. Smart means you're too busy and will prevent you from sleeping. Cute gets you tons of time in bed... with everyone.
