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About Me

Alright, I have a hard time taking these type of websites seriously and more so I have a hard time writing about myself in these damn About Me sections. So here's my best shot, try to ignore my poor attempts at humor. I'm 24; I like boys and cap guns. I'm fairly close to my family and if you're a true friend to me I will always be there for you. Susan is my BFE, there's nothing I wouldn't do for her, and there's a bonus pic of her and I making out in my picture section. It takes a lil bit to get to know me, I'm a little slow to warm up to people. I am who I am, and I'm not gonna be someone I'm not for anyone. I swear loudly, say the inappropriate things you were thinking but would never dare say aloud, act goofy, and try to laugh at situations most people wouldn't find funny (like the three times I side swiped my car, oops...I just updated the amount, let's see how high I can get that number!). Oh, and I've waited on Jerry Springer, he likes our Chicken Delight and soup, the man can eat.

My Interests

Theatre, I guess, sleeping around, hanging out with friends, showering, dieting, playing house, making fun of myself, and making things with duct tape

I'd like to meet:

Anyone but you.Alright boys, look, I am not interested in random myspace hook ups. I'm not going to sleep with you, in fact, I prolly won't even meet you. So go find that somewhere else, I'm sure there are cheap girls all around on here. Furthermore if your top 8 looks more like a trophy wall of half naked chicks, I won't friend you, I'm not another trophy for your wall. If you have any pictures of yourself half naked because you think that's going to help you get laid, I don't wanna see it and I'm not gonna friend you. I'm glad you think I'm attractive or something, but you're gonna have to say something more than that in your messages to get me to respond. I'm interested in meeting new and different people in the Milwaukee area, but I'm not looking for some sexin, thanks anyways.

Music:

Vanilla Ice, Hanson, LFO, you know, the usual

Movies:

Gigli, Crossroads, Glitter, any movie that contains singers trying to act really

Television:

I'm trying to veer away from watching TV, though there are a few trashy enough shows I'm inevitably drawn to, like "the Girl's Next Door" and "Family Guy"

Books:

Nancy Drew and romance novels

Heroes:

Your mom last night in bed

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My Blog

Suggestions please

So I'm creating a list of things I want to do in the city before I move, any serious suggestions are greatly welcomed, bad jokes need not apply. I'm kinda lookin for things I haven't done. ...
Posted by Seriously, who needs this much space for their nam on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 04:28:00 PST

Is everyone hip enough yet?

Seriously guys, I'm gettin sick of those damn bulletins. I think at least 8 people so far have reposted it, thus making you quite un-hip, it seems the joke's on you.
Posted by Seriously, who needs this much space for their nam on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 04:24:00 PST

I like chicago

It's hitting, hard. One month, un mesa. Man, I'm gonna miss chicago. I'm getting scared, sad. And I need to find a job. Starting over, again. I can only manage sent...
Posted by Seriously, who needs this much space for their nam on Wed, 31 May 2006 08:23:00 PST

More Myspace Mulls ~ The Top 8

Ive noticed that the Top 8 friends typically falls into 4 categories. If you can think of more, let me know. I need to go to bed, stupid myspaceThe first of which I call The Trophy Wall. The charac...
Posted by Seriously, who needs this much space for their nam on Wed, 17 May 2006 03:26:00 PST

My bulletin

Ok, this got way longer than I had first intended, but, with the whole X-Space ad on the log in page, I think I gotta say it:Tom is rolling in fucking dough and laughing his ass off. And still, he has...
Posted by Seriously, who needs this much space for their nam on Wed, 17 May 2006 01:06:00 PST

1,000!

I am one away from 1,000 views of my profile. Ohhhh, ahhhh. I think it's gonna happen today! My blog entries suck. So uh, I put a few extra pics, you should look at those too and make com...
Posted by Seriously, who needs this much space for their nam on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 10:34:00 PST

Do this or I kill you

ok, fill it out, you love me I love you, do it Who are you? Are we friends? When and how did we meet? Do you have a crush on me? Would you kiss me? Give me a nickname and explain why you picked ...
Posted by Seriously, who needs this much space for their nam on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:35:00 PST

You bastards

So I have 6 friends, and my profile has only been viewed 5 times. Thanks guys. Thanks. Yeah, still procrastinating
Posted by Seriously, who needs this much space for their nam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hallo

This is me sitting at my comp, trying to write a paper, and so instead, this is me sitting at my comp, trying to avoid writing a paper. Thats pretty normal for me. I've already made phone calls and ...
Posted by Seriously, who needs this much space for their nam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST