Hello, my name is Goober and I'm a cat.
I grew up in a terrible family that neglected me by not feeding me and pretty much left me out on the streets. One day I wandered over to this house nearby that seemed very nice. So I trot over towards the garage door and the front door to the house swings open and a nice but very loud speeding lady walks out. She yells inside that there is a cat outside (me). I'm thinking this is my chance! Maybe they will see how cute I am and adopt me. So I quickly groom myself as good as I could considering the little time I had. Then out walks this very handsome young gentleman and slowly walks towards me. I was not frightened at all. He seemed very friendly and actually wanted to pet me!!! This is what I had been waiting for my whole life. I stand there waiting for him to walk over to me. Then he starts petting me and saying how cute I was. I instantly began purring fiercely and enjoyed every moment of it. To cut the story short the family took me into their very warm and loving home. I now have 2 siblings, one being my little sister Miss Lily and the other being my big brother (Old Man Gizzy!!!). Lily is such a fine young lass and makes a great addition to the family. She will never replace Miss Rosie, but she is quite the lovely sibling. Old Man Gizzy is a great brother that I love to play with but for some reason he doesn't have much fun when we play. One reason might be that he has a cane. Speaking of canes... the old fart owns his own cane shop called Gizzy's Canes. I respect his business and support him 100%. I'm hoping that one day when I'm as old as that old fart, he'll hook me up with one of his sweet canes. Well that's just a little bit about myself. I'm a very interesting lad that has quite the story. If you'd like to know anything else just send me a jolly ole message. Good day, mate!
MORE TO COME!!!....
