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†nauthiz†

life is too short to listen to shitty music

About Me


Slave to metal. I am a huge CUNT. GORE HORROR AND BDSM!
110% dedicated to music. Have and always will be. Talented musician: piano(7yrs), guitar(7yrs), bass(only can play cos of my guitar skills), euphonium(7yrs), pretty much any brass instrument, not too much woodwind, a TAD bit of drums, and anything I pick up. Also read trebble, bass, and tabalture. MBC (Massive Burrito Consumer). Pizza is in my diet daily. Pool Shark. Darts expert. Meat Eater. Beef Jereky devourer. Complete nature freak. I'm extremely weird. Proud Aquarian. I love proving people wrong, and when someone says I cannot do something, I rub it in their fucking face and do it 10 times harder...and make it look fucking EASY! I am intelligent but am also ignorant on certain subjects. Pretty much a sweet girl but I can be a cunt. Also have a very intense, sarcastic sense of humor and you probably won't like it. I love looking at death, collecting death, and anything involving death. It's the only real, certain thing in this life. Relaxing. I enjoy fire poi (spinning fire). Hiking, camping, offroad, shooting guns, travel, flame throwin, raging, getting obliterated, good sex and good times. Making fun of people, talking shit to your face, and being a cute cunt. Long walks on the beach.....and I like to cuddle.
I do not associate with children. Teeny boppers are pests. I don't have time for my time to be wasted. It is precious, and so am I.
I think I am done. This is ghey.
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the mighty metal mistress sword slayer ov doom

My Interests

metal. bdsm. good sex. s-in the d. cuts. bruises. blood play. erotic asphyxiation. getting impaled. drinking again. hot MEN into DAMN good METAL. hot WOMEN into DAMN good METAL. old horror. hiking. nature. daggers. swords. chainmail. fire poi. contortion. eccentricity. numeroligy. suspension. branding. scarification. body mod. leather. my dog, Iskra. climbing trees. swimming. astrology. palmistry. music. road trips. camping. my fucking dog. runelore.
FUCK YESSSS!!

I'd like to meet:

I actually have a personality. You may or may not "get" it. I am crude and extremely eccentric. So probobly someone who "gets" me. You either have it, or quite simply you do not.
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Anne Frank : Hide & Seek World Champion 1945

Click to zoom in on my visitor map!

do not add me if you are not a fan of underground metal! no lamb of god, bls, panterrible, etc fucking faggot fans!
ALSO, do not add me if your band is CRAP! i dont want lame mediocre black metal wannabe fucking 15 year old bands riddening my pages. if you have NO CLUE why you play in your band, FUCK OFF. if you have nothing mentioning about WHAT OR WHO your band is about, DIE. your music fucking sucks and so do you.



ALSO -- no metalcore, no mallgoth faggot asses, no pansie ass 17 year old black metal kvlt kiddies, no idiotic satanists who's idealogies are completely ASSBACKWARDS (because most of you are), no grindcore (i dont want to listen to your SHITTY froggy vocals in your 15 second terrible song), no whiney bitches, no slipknot/panterrible/lambofgod/bls/etc etc trendy fans, no nu-metal homosexuals, no gawths...so who do i want to "meet"?satanic worshipping tupper-ware sales representatives, ping pong ball inspectors, michael jackson's plastic surgeon, anna nicole's mortician, someone with a peg leg, display food makers, conan o'briens hair styist, anyone from pluto, exotic species owners, people who still own a lite bright and one slap on bracelet, the person who stole the cookie from the cookie jar, fraggles, david bowie, a ginger kid with manic depression, anyone who can jump over their own leg, drug addicted christians, aaaaaand kelly.

Music:

ns. rac. classical. neo-classical. black metal. LLNBM. dark ambient. orchestrated/symphonic/experimental black metal.80's hair metal. thrash. viking/heathen/pagan metal. wotanorden. ancient wisdom(swe)! vlad tepes. mütiilation. aäkon këëtrëh. ljaa. nauthisuruz. warhead. tchaikovksy. mozart. beethoven. chopin. bach. brahms. schubert. buffardin. gluck. dittersdorf. haydn. salieri. ophthalamia. skepticism. vomit orchestra. emit. eiswigald. dzlvarv. torgeist. agalloch. aryan art. kronos quartet. beirut. viking crown. bathory. eisregen. carpathian forest. wyrd/hellkult. ancient rites. korpiklaani. aphex twin. therion (swe). beherit. abigor. lustmord. bilskirnir. forgotten woods. vintersorg. storm(vik not bm). otyg. falkenbach. aura noir. black witchery. conqueror. nokturnal mortum. deströyer 666. einherjer. frostmoon eclipse(it). gloria morti. dodheimsgard. thor's hammer(pol). hate forest. drudkh. immortal hammer. unleashed. aborym. nazgul. behemoth. nargaroth (some). and a fuck more.

I AM THE WARGOD!!!
You'll getchya' balls to the wall man!

Movies:



Television:


HELL YEA MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!

Law & Order : SVU ONLY!!!
CSI : Miami, Vegas, NY, etc

Books:



the celestine prophecy, runelore, stephen king...

My Blog

MXC -- BEST TV SHOW 0F ALL TIME!!!

this show mxc (most extreme elimination) is aired on SpikeTV around 1:00 am-ish or so. if you can check it out, i definitely suggest doing so, as it is one of the best aired shows by far. it is called...
Posted by †nauthiz† on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 06:12:00 PST

cute and funny cats, bitches

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Posted by †nauthiz† on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 03:57:00 PST

the journey of a girl who escapes cincinatti...

oh. and it will be a good one.i should seriously write a god damn book jesus christ. hahaha. my life is just waaay too thrilling.._.but yea seriously im finally getting out of this shitty city....
Posted by †nauthiz† on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 03:17:00 PST