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About Me


My name is Tim Chilson, 20 years old, and enlisted in the United States Air Force. I am known as the moron at the shop, and my co-workers have a good time making fun of the stupid stuff I do every now and then.
I enjoy making others laugh, because I know that as long as I can get a laugh out of someone, the day goes by a whole lot faster, and it makes me feel a whole lot better.
I also tend to be a little quiet at first, hanging out in the back of the room, until I get to know you.
I'm always up for questions, so if you have one, feel free to ask and I'll get back to you. If I don't, then ask again, and then I should answer.

My Interests


Cars, Partying with my friends, driving, and just being myself, to name off a few things I like to do...

I'd like to meet:

Jeff Gordon - I know that some people may think he's a little 'fruity', but I've been a fan of his since I was able to watch races.

Tom Cruise - so I can beat the living tar out of him for being so stupid!
Cindy Sheehan - so I can beat the living tar out of HER too, because yeah, she does have the right to free speech, but I hope she knows that it's people like me, and the rest of the US Military that helped her get that right, because of the wars we have been fighting in.
Dane Cook - AWESOME comedian, and actor!View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

Music:


Country, Rock, Hip Hop/R&B, Christian Rock/Pop

Movies:

Anything Adam Sandler, All three Blue Collar Tour movies, mostly anything comedy, or action-related...

Television:

NFL and BCS Football, CSI, NCIS, MythBusters, Jerry Springer, South Park, Extreme Makeover - Home Edition, NASCAR Races...

Books:

I HATE reading, unless it's a manual for something.

Heroes:

My Grandpa who told me to keep going no matter what!
Bill Engvall - inspiration for my comic-side.
Bam Margera - inspiration for my stupidness.

My Blog

50 Things Girls Don't Know About Guys (Stolen from Short-E)

1. Guys hate sluts.2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to ...
Posted by Doofster on Fri, 25 May 2007 05:08:00 PST

The Rules of Dating (Stolen from Squirrel)

The Rules of Dating Rule #1: Never date a co-workerObviously, there are plenty of good reasons to be cautious if you've fallen for someone you'll be running into every day at the office coffee pot. B...
Posted by Doofster on Mon, 07 May 2007 06:34:00 PST

4 Hours in... Already done!

Got to work today, like any normal day, and we had our normal briefing..."Just a few pallets download on a plane, and we're done for the night.  I brought in some chicken for us to barbeque, and ...
Posted by Doofster on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 11:05:00 PST

Something new...

I took my Neon to the shop the other day, to get it looked at, because there were some small things going wrong with the transmission, so when I took it there, for the third time in the past few month...
Posted by Doofster on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 03:55:00 PST

Finally!

I had to go to the shop tonight to see what email I had received today, and just as I walk in, I got a 'Chilson, can you come on in here real quick?'  I walked into the office and right then and ...
Posted by Doofster on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 10:31:00 PST

Bad News for All...

I'm sure you know that I couldn't come home for Thanksgiving, and I was prepared for that.Here's the bad news:I won't be able to come home for Christmas or for New Years Day also, because of some mann...
Posted by Doofster on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 06:42:00 PST

Another Accessory to the Doof-Mobile!

Well, something absolutely AWESOME happened to my car today.  I got me an eyelid kit that makes my car look even MORE evil!  Head on over to my pictures, and you can see what it looks like!
Posted by Doofster on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 12:11:00 PST

Another Addition to the Doof-Mobile!

"What did he do to it now?"I'm sure you are all wondering what I did to it.  Since I was invited to go to "Cruise Nights" in Vegas, I decided to get rid of the "Animal" sticker on the back panel,...
Posted by Doofster on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 04:19:00 PST

OK...it's finally done...well, almost.

My car is ALMOST done.  I have to get a body kit and a new intake yet for it, but I plan on doing that here pretty soon.  I do have the pictures up that I promised, though, so you can be hap...
Posted by Doofster on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 12:50:00 PST

I've Officially Been Pimped!

Well, after waking up at about 10:00am today, I decided to go for a drive, since I haven't gone for a cruise for awhile.  After almost 10 minutes of driving in Fairfield, I noticed a customs shop...
Posted by Doofster on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 04:33:00 PST