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CHATTY CATHY

SATURDAY OCT 25 @ THE BASSMENT! ALL AGES! BYOB!

About Me

We are an exercise in experience-by-proxy; We are a lyrical form of verbal influenza; We are all four corners of the room where you were unfaithful; We are the secret that could ruin you and everybody you wished you hadn’t told; We are the rug-burns on your knees when your faith doesn’t want to look you in the eye; We are the bad guys you love to loath; We are the good guys you will continue to ignore; The are the word for god on the lips and hearts of children; We are Jon, Alan, Ryan, and Kortland; We are The Chatty Cathy.

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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/3/2006
Band Website: chattycathyband.com
Band Members: Chatty Cathy, you, your girlfriend, your mom, my mom, KORTLAND CHASE, vocal speakster and six string machine, geppetto, ALAN TAKAOKA, drum kitten, g dub jr., g dub sr., RYAN MILLER, key maker, osam bin-laden-all-day, JON OZAKSUT, hair-string bass fisherman, diver scallops.
Influences: the gossip that spews from our toothed bile-holes and the content of offense. i love you/me, and you love him/her, he/she said we/they said, smiles all around!
Sounds Like: the secret you were asked not to tell anyone.But dont take our word for it. Check out what The Grixer online music magazine had to say:http://thegrixer.com/chattycathy.html
Record Label: Unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Chatty Cathy article in The Grixer online magazine

hey hey! Chatty Cathy has been written about in an fantasitc online magazine called "The Grixer". Copy and paste the link below to check out the lovely things that were said. Bounce around the website...
Posted by CHATTY CATHY on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 09:45:00 PST

CHATTY CATHY WELCOMES NEW BASS PLAYER

Chatty Cathy has enlisted the bass playing skillery of Jon Ozaksut (formally of the band Probably Vampires). We welcome his presence in an effort to cover the low end needed in our tunes, while giving...
Posted by CHATTY CATHY on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:01:00 PST

GET THE UNCOMPRESSED SONGS FROM THE WEBSITE FOR FREE!

follow this link to download or stream the AIFF (uncompressed) files of our songs. These files are CD quality and are recommended upon listening. Feel free to pass the link to others. Enjoy!Free Album...
Posted by CHATTY CATHY on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 01:29:00 PST

ALBUM LINER NOTE CREDITS

Chatty Cathy is comprised of:ALAN TAKAOKA - DrumsRYAN MILLER - PianoKORTLAND CHASE - Vocals, Guitar, Glockenspiel Music by Chatty Cathy; Lyrics and Songs by Kortland ChaseRecored and Engineered by Wil...
Posted by CHATTY CATHY on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 01:24:00 PST

ALBUM LYRICS

CHATTY CATHY - S/T (2007)1. Plight Save your breathyou'll need it soonHands on your head My dearToo late to cool this bathOpen up your lungs And march toward the drainMy Dearwe had no chance she te...
Posted by CHATTY CATHY on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:29:00 PST

CHATTY CATHY in the studio!

if you are interested, we are heading in to the studio to record songs like a real band plaing reed instruments. this will take place on a saturday, on a monday, and on a wednesday. these songs will b...
Posted by CHATTY CATHY on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 07:46:00 PST

for those of you that didnt know...

we are all dead. and that is a wrap. thanks for coming! fuck you ass-show! you know whats up and its us! rock titty!so seriously, buy soft serve, becuase as of late, i havent been. we need to keep the...
Posted by CHATTY CATHY on Fri, 25 May 2007 11:24:00 PST

Enter: The Chatty Cathy. fin.

We are complete and you will enjoy us in our entirety, because i say so.Ryan Miller is now responsible for tickling you and the ivorys with his digits of fire. We dont need a bass player becasuse bass...
Posted by CHATTY CATHY on Tue, 01 May 2007 12:50:00 PST

REVIEW OF OUR DIY DEMO!

"Chatty Cathy will soon be one of those musical happenings that many people miss. Not because they aren't paying attention, but because they are all dead. Today's zombies can't seem to find the necess...
Posted by CHATTY CATHY on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 11:51:00 PST

CALLING ALL BIG BOTTOM GIRLS/GUYS

We are two shows deep (thats not quite balls deep) into preforming live sans bassplayer or low end action and we are dying on the inside. We would love to see YOU (Im talking directly to you, mindblow...
Posted by CHATTY CATHY on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:59:00 PST