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Devoâ„¢

An 11 on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender

About Me

Well, I am Devin. I like to play mean games of Hopscotch and the ocassional game of Pocket Pool. I also am the inventor of the toilet seat, and the scented toilet paper dispenser (what can i say, the toilet industry has been nice to me). And thats about it really, if you would like to know more, just ask

My Interests

Cartoons, longboarding, jumping off stuff, playing music, Mexican stand-offs.

I'd like to meet:

Salma Hayek. I'll let her do anything she wants to me. Anything.

Music:

My top five, in no particular order, are: Muse/ Gorillaz/ Queens of the Stone Age/ Beastie Boys/ Wolfmother

Movies:

Snatch/ Lock, Stock, and Two Smoke Barrels/ King of New York/ Blues Brothers/ Kill Bill/ Reservoir Dogs/ Dawn of the Dead/ Boondock Saints/ Fight Club/ Suicide Kings

Television:

I never miss an episode of Lost.

Books:

Reading Public Enemies right now.

Heroes:

Superman cuz he can melt stuff... with his eyes!

My Blog

Fellatio is just fancy talk for blowjob

Next time you're in dire need of an unenthusiastic blowjob, make sure to detail all the health benefits and pull up this CNN article. Good luck!
Posted by Devo" on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 12:38:00 PST

Centipedes? In MY vagina?

I bet that tickles.
Posted by Devo" on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 09:28:00 PST

Goldfish

I saw a goldfish the other day. It swam along with its kin in their little glass universe with two curious onlookers observing. I wondered what it would be like to be a goldfish. According to The Disc...
Posted by Devo" on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 02:07:00 PST

My Mission In Life

If life's a big joke, why don't I get it?Some people consider their purpose in life, things to achieve over the course of their life.. What about considering your purpose from moment to moment. Surely...
Posted by Devo" on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 01:51:00 PST

Lone Gun Man Productions

After many months of shooting, countless hours editing, and a few weed naps, I can finally present to the world a DVD of my work! Holy shit on a stick it feels good to have something at long las...
Posted by Devo" on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 12:31:00 PST

It's Danger Time

It's not everyday I get to hang out with a semi-pro snowboarder so last night was pretty cool. Got drunk with Jackie Danger, who boards for Grenade and Puff-e figures. We showed each our scars, she ha...
Posted by Devo" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Michael Jackson was found not guilty.

FUUUCK!
Posted by Devo" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Texas cheerleader crack down

Last week, the Texas House of Representatives approved a bill banning "overtly sexually suggestive" high-school cheerleading routines. See?! See what happens when you bring it on Kirsten Dunst?!
Posted by Devo" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Women stay in the kitchen; Entertainers stay out of politics

When will our nations entertainers finally realize that they are exactly that, ENTERTAINERS! Another person that I didnt even care about when he was famous is running for a public office. Justin Jeff...
Posted by Devo" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You only die once so make it count.

So I saw today that someone killed themselves. It's sad when people think that the only way out of their problems is death. What's even sadder is how they proceed to carry out the Final Solution. The ...
Posted by Devo" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST