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About Me


You Were a Whale
You see the unseen and connect on the deepest level.
You help others find their soul's song. What Animal Were You In a Past Life?
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adopt your own virtual pet!Online Status IconsI am a strange brew it FOR REAL!!!! My best freinds can atest. I am very outgoing and then some....... I love to laugh till I am in tear's, my back hurts, and my head feels like it is going to split. I try to alway's look on the bright side of thing's as much as possible. You can not stop shit from happening, however, you can stare it down, give it the finger, and smile. It will be dealt with when it is time.I am an asshole to few, however, the ones that made (or will make for that matter) my shit-list, wish they were never born when they are in my line of site.I have two dog's that I will post picture's of soon. I am a huge advocate for pets. The only exception to that rule is house cats. I have only met a couple of cats that I actually liked and I still would never want to live with them. Anything that smells like that when it shits and pisses, needs to go outside to go to the bathroom.I love anything out door's. Camping, biking, the beach, picnic's and just sitting and reading with the mutt's. I am into quiet bar's and idle chitt-chatt. I have a house full of plant's of all kind's. It has been described as a jungle setting and they are right. :o)I have a few very close freind's who are more like that cast of South Park, the Family Guy, and Freind's rolled into one. It is the best place to be when you have had it with reality. I believe that everyone should have freinds as great as I do. They will harrass you for your mistakes, hold your hair if your puking, help you dig the hole for the body to be buried, and will always be on your side at the worst of times. I can honestly say that I really don't know where I would be today if they were not in my life. I FUCKING LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!Other than that, I am very content at home playing with the dog's, watching movie's, reading, or playing play station.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I love to meet people. I was definatly born a people person. There are not to many people that I would not just approch to say Hi.I love people with inapproprite sence of humor where everything can be related to sex or worse. You know, people who just love to laugh cause it feel's good and don't get caught up in the politics of the wrong and right things to say.

Music:

My music is really all over the place. It is a mood thing really.I listen to rock and hip-hop the most. I am really into blue's and some jazz. I like classical and world music as well.Never been a country music fan, however, there are alot of great country song's.

Movies:

I love to watch movie's period. I love comedie's the most, however, I will pretty much watch anything at least one time to make sure. I never really take anyone else's word about movie's. What do they know about what I like?

Television:

House Md-NEVER MISS IT!!!!!-CRIMINAL MINDS!!!!!! That 70's Show-The Family Guy-War at HomeNavy: NCIS-

Books:

Anything that can get my attention in the first two chapter's.

Heroes:

Christine Shultz was a woman that came into my life when I was working at a Pet Store. She was buying everything she needed to set up a 35 gallon fish tank and needed help setting it up.From this task, I got to know her. She was a proffesor of Psycology at Anne Arudle Community College who was also going though what appeared to be her fifth wave of cancer and I began to help her to her treatment's at the hospital and take care of her daily need's, shopping, helping with the dog(who had to have shot's twice a day for his sugar), and taking care of her property.She got me enrolled into several of her classes. One of which was "Death and Dying". This was a course about the processes of people dealing with knowing they are going to dye, how people deal with loved one's dying or the greiving process, and death in other culture's.I was the only in the class that really knew how close she was to dying. I saw her deterierate rapidly over the last couple of month's. In this time I set up more thatn three thousand dollar's in salt and fresh water tank's around her. She loved them. All of her fish where angle's of some sort.She was holding on for her 60th birthday. The day of, she was very active. It was weird. She looked way better than she had in month's. We had a huge party for her at the harbor house. So many people came. There was a guest list of people there that some would never believe. To say Christine had touched so many people's live's is such a gross understatment. She was an amazing person who loved everyone equally no matter what.She died exactly one week after her birthday. But it was her strenght through it all. She could completely inspire you even though she was in so much pain all of the time.I picked her for as a hero because she would make you smile no matter what or how she was feeling. Everyone else's happiness ment something to her. It became her hiding place from the cancer.I miss her everyday. I didn't get to spend nearly enough time with her on this earth.

My Blog

Ole' Blue.....a story of a boy and his dog????

A young farm lad from North Iowa goes off to college, but about 1/3of the way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered away all of the money his parents gave him.  Then he gets an ...
Posted by dale on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 07:10:00 PST

Honest Mistake????

Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came  into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what's that calle...
Posted by dale on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 10:25:00 PST

Tips from the Redneck Book of Manners

Tips from the Redneck Book of Manners ***BASICS *** 1. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 2. It's considered poor taste to take a cooler to church. 3. If you have to vacuum t...
Posted by dale on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 10:21:00 PST

word of wisdom from a wise Aunt.......

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.2. The journey of a thousand miles begins wit...
Posted by dale on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 10:15:00 PST

"Don't laugh!" said the patient

"Don't laugh!" said the patient, Joe."Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," Joe said, and proceeded to dro...
Posted by dale on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 10:11:00 PST

words of wisdom????????

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.2. The journey of a thousand miles begins wit...
Posted by dale on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 06:32:00 PST

Blonde Painter

 A blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde  jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are ...
Posted by dale on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 06:29:00 PST

"Don't laugh!" said the patient, Joe.

"Don't laugh!" said the patient, Joe. "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," Joe said, and proceeded to d...
Posted by dale on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 06:12:00 PST

anouther great blonde joke.........

A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" she asks. "I'm hav...
Posted by dale on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 06:08:00 PST

The Cardiologist and the Mechanic!

The Cardiologist and the Mechanic! A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there wait...
Posted by dale on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 12:56:00 PST