The Duchess of Pork - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i once walked around wearing a salamander costume promoting the local shoe shop. i used to deliver bread to grannies who provided me with vouchers for the local cinema. when i was 16 some homeless person pissed all over my jumper while i was dancing to 'smells like teen spirit' with my ugly glasses on. i acted in an imaginary german soap called 'the heavens are filled with shoes'. i was the romantic hero. i fell in love with all the straight boys. i have acquired psycho stalker skills during my teenage years but i rarely make use of them anymore. i frequently wore novelty jumpers when i was 21. i still like to display my superb dancing technique. i do a decent courtney love/peaches/madonna impression. i recently developed a habit of wriggling on the floor. i pay great attention to detail and accuracy, that's why i will definitely make a mistake when i write your testimonial. i'm a social retard. i am the duchess of pork, follow me on my incredible adventures.

My Interests

squirrel world domination, cultural theory, maps, chewing hubba bubba in the back seat of a hot boy's car, pumpkin seeds, finding new ways how to be interestingly lazy, explicit nudity, beards

I'd like to meet:

social retards. people who don't steal my jumpers.

Music:

Kaputt, LeTigre, Ladytron, Bikini Kill, Sleater Kinney, PJ Harvey, Ikara Colt, Kaito, Bangles, Life Without Buildings, Nico, Delta 5, The Organ, New Young Pony Club, Long Blondes, Rogers Sisters, Hole, StereoTotal, YYYs, Interpol, Faint, Belle&Sebastian, Erase Errata, Lassie Singers, The Mamas & The Papas, Gossip, Kate Bush, Au Pairs, Gang of Four, Barcelona Pavilion, Slits, Kenickie, adult., Whitey, ESG, Futureheads, Tori Amos, B52's, Tom Vek, that dog., Les Georges Leningrad, Gang Of Four, Chicks On Speed, TheGo!Team, Bis, Out Hud...

Heroes:

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