Artist did live once. Yes, it is true. Artist did strange things, and it was good. Artist sang and played and danced for the shaded ones, and they laughed. Artist made many noises in the shadows while the children told their stories. Artist loved the children, and the children loved Artist. But then the children moved away. Artist watched his brethren grovel, and Artist was sad. Artist then noticed someone he did not love--Elitism--and Artist vomitted.
So, Artist entered his cocoon and became Information Scientist. Information Scientist did strange things, and it was good. The children came back! Information Scientist took scientific processes and turned them into happy cartoons and funny sounds, so that the children could play with them and somehow break free from their problems.
But it was not made to last forever. Information Scientist began to see that his friend Research must bow to King Grant. Now, King Grant was a good king, but he was very sleepy, and sometimes Research had to shake him for a whole week to get him to wake up, so that he could give Information Scientist bread to eat while he made the cartoons and funny sounds for the children. Sometimes Information Scientist didn't get bread.
This was not all that bad--Information Scientist and his friend Colleague had taught their other good friend Computer how to play with the children, and Computer was almost finished learning. Computer doesn't need much bread.
Now Information Scientist must travel to the magical land of Corporate, where bread rains from heaven, but there are many angry and irritable gods. Information Scientist searched and searched the lands of Corporate for children, but didn't find any and was very sad. But then, Information Scientist realized that there were many children in Corporate! But in the magical lands of Corporate, children are not called "children." They are called "users." Now, Information Scientist thinks everything will be O.K.
Why be Normal,When you can buy a trendy bumper sticker like everybody else?