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K. Johnson

I am here for Friends

About Me

Let's just say I eat an abnormal amount of orange colored food.

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My Interests

Failing. Questioning. Sucking. Passive-Aggressiveness. Avoidance. Swimming. Typing. Photographic art. Painting. Discovering.

I'd like to meet:

The person who can introduce me to myself.

Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth. --Henry David Thoreau

Music:

Whatever you suggest to me.

Loves:
Alanis Morisette
Matchbox 20
Garth Brooks
Hanson
Pearl Jam
The Weepies
REM
Radiohead
The Wade Blend Band

Likes:
Motion City Soundtrack
The Rocket Summer
Nirvana
Cake
Creedance Clearwater
Reba McEntire
Trisha Yearwood
Ella Fitzgerald
Dave's
A lot 'o the 90's

Won't Listen Tos:
Los Lonely Boys
Rhianna
Amazing Grace
Screams

Movies:


Little Miss Sunshine.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
The Pianist.
Home Alone.
Stand By Me.
Mighty Ducks Trilogy.
The Sandlot.
Boondock Saints.
Fight Club
City of Angels.
Edward Scissorhands.
Donnie Darko.
Citizen Kane.
Crash.
Dumb and Dumber.
The Graduate.
The Virgin Suicides
When Harry Met Sally.
American Psycho.
Transformers, duh!
Magnolia

Director of Choice:
Tim Burton

Television:

One Tree Hill
Everwood
Wheel of Fortune
TLC
HGTV
Food Network:
Good Eats,
Paula Dean's anything,

Books:

The Perks of Being A Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky

One Fat Summer by Robert Lipsyte

Helter Skelter by Vincent T. Bugliosi

My Life by Bill Clinton

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell by Tucker Max

Shel Silverstein

Dr. Suess

Uta Hagen

Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs by Chuck Kolesky

The Giver by Lois Lowry

the curious incident of the dog in the night-time by mark haddon

Heroes:

"Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts and we are never, ever the same."

Bonnie Smith

Andrew Birkeland

Blake Markegard

Brent Gaugler

Dave Herigstad

Kevin Takisaki

My Blog

John Clare is my brother from another mother!

I Am I am--yet what I am, none cares or knows; My friends forsake me like a memory lost:--I am the self-consumer of my woes;-- They rise and vanish in oblivion's host, Like shadows in love's fren...
Posted by K. Johnson on Thu, 15 May 2008 10:33:00 PST

My online bordem was useful.

Because I'm practically a soccer mom already:  I read old lady articles online religiously and one particular one stood out to me last night.  Here's the link...it's a doozy. MSN Article I...
Posted by K. Johnson on Tue, 06 May 2008 02:38:00 PST

Jesus is Lord (and an alarm clock).

I live on the corner where Hennepin Ave and Franklin Ave cross in Minneapolis. For those of you out-of-towners, just mapquest it to see how busy both of these streets are to get an idea. I live in t...
Posted by K. Johnson on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 05:35:00 PST

Im not as important as Jennifer Love Hewitt

Time: Afternoon to late evening.Place: Bowbells, ND...specifically my Grandparents old blue trailer house with a few modifications (i.e. an unknown and unfamiliar bathroom). Mood: Eerie. Story: It st...
Posted by K. Johnson on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 08:35:00 PST

I guess I skipped Real Life 101 class...

Bitter. Stressed. Betrayed. Sick. Annoyed. Upset. Scared. In the past 72 hours I have been emotionally fucked. Figuratively fucked in every sense of the word. I was sent an email finding out ...
Posted by K. Johnson on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 11:08:00 PST

I’m 22, what’s the catch?

    I just noticed tonight that ANOTHER one of my classmates is engaged.  I think I want to throw up {and then have a sweet singles only mixer with my untaken classmates}.  I ...
Posted by K. Johnson on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 04:47:00 PST

A realization about customer service.

I went to Rainbow Foods in Uptown Minneapolis just the other day. I noticed something exciting...new cash registers. Something was wrong about them though. Then it dawned on me. These were those b...
Posted by K. Johnson on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 01:46:00 PST

When’s Santa on the Radio?

It is Holiday Season...and I can't wait to _____________...drive to North Dakota!...open up my presents!... see my friends, finally!... cook in a gianter kitchen!... learn to cook from my Grandmama!....
Posted by K. Johnson on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 02:25:00 PST

Just a refresher.

http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/SavingandDebt/FindDeals Online/GiftCardsAreNotGifts.aspxGo to this site. I found it last year, and I re-read it to refresh myself on the christmas season. Oh, an...
Posted by K. Johnson on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 06:52:00 PST

A Personal Statement.

I've realized, in the past 3 months of The Real World, which has no relation to MTV's Real World series, that procrastination comes once you realize you're not getting graded.  I have become a bi...
Posted by K. Johnson on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 12:25:00 PST