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AXEL - Greatest Shitbag Puddle Pirate of All Time

time 2 get down to business!!!!

About Me

embed allowScriptAccess="never" src="http://lads.myspace.com/slides/slideshow_random.swf?u=9 856810" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="426"LETZ C IM AN ASPIRING PORNSTAR (WHO IZNT?) WITH DREAMZ OF OSCER GOLD FOR A MOVIE INVOLVING MONKEYS AND A SPACESHIP GOING TO PLUTO IN ORDER 2 SAVE THE WORLD FROM MY EVIL BROTHER THE IRRESITABLE SOB WHO HAS ALL THE DOLPHINS UNDER MINE CONTROL. W/E THAT MEANS. THE TRUTH IS I LIKE LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH, CANDLE LIGHT DINNERZ, BUBBLE BATHS AND MASSAGES. WELL MAYB WITH THE RIGHT WOMEN, IF SHE'D ONLY BEHAVED DAMMIT, WHICH FOR SOME REASON THE OPPOSITE SEX HAS TROUBLE ACCOMPLISHING. AZ U CAN TELL I DONT REALLY LIKE TO TALK ABOUT MYSELF RATHER HEAR IF U HAV ANYTING INTERESTING TO SAY. BUT ON THE REAL, IF U REALLY THINK U WANNA KNOW ME HIT ME UP AND I'LL GET BACK TO U AT MY EARLIEST CONVINENCE. BEAZY MUCHLUVALWAYS AND DONT DRINK AND DRIVE LIKE MY DUM AZZ ALMOST EVERY OUTHER FRIDAY SATURDAY AND SUMTIMES SUNDAY.

My Interests

traveling to every corner of the world, want to xperiance everything and every type of woman this world has to offer. never know i just might end up with that one puerto rican- australian baby

I'd like to meet:

EDDIE MURPHY AND AXEL ROSE R 2 INDIVIDUALS I DEFINITLY LIKE TO MEET NOT BECUEZ I THINK EITHER OF THEM IS INTERESTING BUT SO I COULD KICK THERE AZZ FOR MAKING MY NAME JUST ANOUTHER BAD fucking JOKE. IT SUMHOW NEVER FAILS THAT WHEN IM INTRODUCED OR MEET SUMONE FOR THE FIRST TIME THE FIRST WORDS OUT OF THERE MOUTH IS SUMTHING USUALLY LIKE "O AXEL LIKE BEVERLY HILLS COP OR UR MOM NAMED U AFTER AXEL ROSE?" HA FUCKING HA !!

Music:

COMMON, THE ROOTS, MOS DEF, TALIB QUALI, RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS, INCUBUS, NAS,USHER, MUSIQ SOULCHILD, JOHN LEGEND, THE BEETLES, SANTANA, MARK ANTHONY, KANYE WEST, T.I.,THE GAME, SALSA, MERENGE, AND REGGETON (EVEN THOUGH ITS ALL THE SAME). BASICALY ANYTHING REAL THAT EITHER MAKES U THINK OR GIVS U A GOOD ENOUGH REASON TO GET OFF UR AZZ

Movies:

THE USUAL SUSPECTS, BOONDOCK SAINTS, DONNIE BRASCO, dodgeball, old skool, starsky and hutch, anchor man, the 40 year old virgin, the wedding crashers

Television:

THAT 70'S SHOW, FAMILY GUY, CNN, AND ESPN ARE THE ONLY ONES WORTH WATCHING ON A CONSISTANTE BASIS AND MAKING ME INTO A COUCH POTATO FOR A LIL BIT OK OK ALOT

Books:

BEHOLD A PALE HORSE, PRISONERS OF COLONIALISM, THE RAT RACE, RICH DAD POOR DAD,

Heroes:

THE ONE AND ONLY WOMEN WHO COULD NEVA DO NO WRONG NO MATTER WHAT SHE DID - MY MOTHER
Your Values Profile
Loyalty:
You value loyalty highly.
You're completely devoted to your friends and family.
Even if they totally screw up, you're still there for them.
Just make sure they're equally loyal to you!
Honesty:
You value honesty highly.
You're unflinchingly honest, even when it's not easy.
For you, integrity is very important - in yourself and others.
People may not always like what you say, but they know they can trust it.
Generosity:
You value generosity a fair amount.
You are all about giving, as long as there's some give and take.
Supportive and kind, you don't mind helping out a friend in need.
But you know when you've given too much. You have no problem saying "no"!
Humility:
You value humility highly.
You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are.
And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better.
You're very modest, and you're keep the drama factor low.
Tolerance:
You value tolerance highly.
Not only do you enjoy the company of those very different from you...
You do all that you can to seek it out interesting and unique friends.
You think there are many truths in life, and you're open to many of them. The Five Factor Values Test