WTF!!!1!(bitter old man rant) |
I haven't been pulled over in years, Which is probably due to my MR2 not being street legal. Last night I was ridding my bike to the qym. Granted it was 1:30 in the AM, and I was on my way t...
Posted by i fling poo! on Thu, 29 May 2008 02:35:00 PST |
EPIC FAIL |
xmas eve i actually managed to go out with a friend and not consume a single alcoholic beverage. i even made it all the way through chrismas day without participating in the usual binge drinking on gr...
Posted by i fling poo! on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 05:06:00 PST |
matt-turity |
i never really learned how to cook. last night this became painfully obvous to me during a botched atempt to prepair rice-a-roni. is there anything sader than a 27 year old man child who fucks up minu...
Posted by i fling poo! on Fri, 18 May 2007 04:06:00 PST |
lets drink until we don't have feelings anymore! |
my monitor's not working. so im writing this from my roommates computer, and since i rely on the internet for visuals while i play with myself. i will also have to change up my routine and jerk it fro...
Posted by i fling poo! on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 03:27:00 PST |
the only reason i want money is to build things like this... |
OMG!!!...
Posted by i fling poo! on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 03:27:00 PST |
when we kiss, it's like one half of san diego is hooking-up with the other half... |
i frequent like three bars total. i pretty much never meet girls at these places. yet every time i turn around their's one of my hook-ups there on some cute little date. tonight was the best. about si...
Posted by i fling poo! on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 05:19:00 PST |
is asshole one word or two? |
sitting at a bus stop saturday. minding my own business, i got propositioned for gay porn. the best part is that this isn't the fist time. i must give off a similar aura to all those girls gone wild c...
Posted by i fling poo! on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 05:52:00 PST |
oh yeah.... |
----------------- Original Message -----------------From: Sarah like sausageDate: 20/01/2007 03:27:00I guess you are way too cool for tonight...come over, we will all be awake forever. Nice talking to...
Posted by i fling poo! on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 04:32:00 PST |
what the shit! |
i had this dream where im working at tj's and this giant "trojan horse meets paul bunion thing" weels through the front door. everybody scrambles like they know the drill. the only moving part is his ...
Posted by i fling poo! on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 03:05:00 PST |
working @ shooterz. |
tonight a fight broke out between this giant drag queen and a girl that i kinda know. i think that the drag queen's name is Boy Mike? but he's swining at a girl half his size. i cha...
Posted by i fling poo! on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 08:21:00 PST |
