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philosopher tyler

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

You encounter a huge mirror that completely blocks your path. You try to break it, but your weapon doesn't even scratch it. Which is probably good, because breaking a huge mirror gives you seven huge years of bad luck. You're not exactly sure what a huge year is. But you're sure it's not good.You spy a message engraved across the top of the mirror: "Only those comfortable with their true selves may pass."You figure that the best way to reveal your true self is to stand naked in front of the mirror. You stand there checking yourself out, and nothing happens. You get bored and start pretending you're an exotic dancer. Once you start shaking your groove thing, the mirror trembles and shatters. Guess your mojo was more powerful than the mirror's mojo. Now put some pants on, you freak. (www.kingdomofloathing.com)

My Interests

Hockey, games, and food I guess.The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very High
Level 2 (Lustful) Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) High
Level 7 (Violent) Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Low
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Low
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I'd like to meet:

Anybody, but if you want to add me, ask for the information you need, since I'm really tired of spam requests ..

Music:

I don't know, i'm really picky though

Movies:

Mystery Alaska has to be one of the greatest movies out there. Miracle is also a good one. Lets see, Akira, ROD, Ghost in the Shell, Vampire Hunter D (both of them), Dodgeball, and some others.

Television:

Anime....the real kind, none of this wannabe as good as akira stuff (ahem, dbz). I also like some history channel stuff. Also, Jimmy Neutron is the king along with some Fairly Odd Parents. Finally, sealab and aqua teen hunger force rules. If homestarrunner counts as television then that too. Wait....almost forgot Macgyver and the A-team.
Which House MD Character Are You?

Wilson
You're Wilson! You're full of goodness, rightness, and benevolence. Others admire you for your honesty and kindness, your ability to find light in dark situations and your dedication to the human race. However, you may 'feed' on sadness and misery - by seeking these things out in other people and attempting to 'fix' them. But oddly, the human race still thanks you for it.
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What Anime are You?

Rurouni Kenshin
You are calm and reflective, often drawing lessons from the past. You are sometimes silly, often clumsy, but always focused on doing the right thing. You probably wish to escape from mistakes you made in the past, but try to make the best of things anyway.
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Books:

Shogun, Cat's Cradle, Johnny The Homicidal ManiacYou belly up to the barrr and take a seat on one of the barrrstools. The barkeep, Paddy, eyes you suspiciously. He must have seen that you don't have the typical pirate's drunken-drag-queen walk. "What's yer poison?" he asks. It occurs to you that in a place like this, that question's pretty important. "I'll just have a virgin calle de miel," you say."Virgin?" Paddy says, and laughs in an entirely unpleasant fashion. "The only thing virgin in here are those nerdy pirates over there!" He gestures to a corner where a group of pimply-faced, bespectacled pirates are rolling dice with way too many sides. You decide to see what they're up to."Okay, so you're sitting in your cubicle," one of the nerdy pirates says, "your boss comes in and tells you that you have to make a spreadsheet for a meeting tomorrow.""My +1 Cloak of Procrastination enables me to successfully avoid working on the project until the last minute," another of the nerdy pirates answers. "I'm going to surf the internet for funny cat pictures.""What are you guys doing?" you ask."It's this great game called Cubicles and Conference Calls, or C&CC," one of the nerds answers, pushing his glasses up on his nose. "It takes place in a fantastic world where there's no magic, no monsters, and you're not allowed to beat people up and take their stuff. It's really, really cool.""That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard," you say. "You guys should really get out into the real world instead of spending all your time on this ridiculous fantasy crap. Why don't you go try and meet some girls?""We, uh, we don't know anything about girls. Girls scare us. I'd rather deal with a C.E.O., a Middle Manager, and a Nosy Coworker than talk to a girl!"You decide that someone has to help these poor, deluded kids. You spend the next hour teaching them the ins and outs (heh heh) of the fine art of wenching, finally watching with pride as they talk to women for the first time in their lives. Moxious!

Heroes:

your mother... okay, so i'm my own hero

My Blog

im avoiding that term

So this last week was room checks, and i'm like...cool, that's fine with me. (note: my room looked like I held a couple of chemistry experiments that went completely wrong)  I spend about 30...
Posted by philosopher tyler on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 01:20:00 PST

The slightly pissed story

So I am pretty much tired of some bullshit that has been plague'ing my life.  I know that most people consider me to be "antisocial" in some aspect, but that's entirely not it.  Three times&...
Posted by philosopher tyler on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 02:10:00 PST

dear god...why the fuck am I up?

seriously, it's 7:30 in the freaking morning...I was up till 4 or 5 playing ping pong and i'm seriously up and halfway awake. I guess I should start rambling on about my life.  The last couple of...
Posted by philosopher tyler on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 08:18:00 PST

It’s been approximately 24 hours

so around 10 pm last night, I decided I was bored...so I took off and headed towards the front desk.  I sat outside a bit drinking some tea, then finished and looked into the lobby.  There w...
Posted by philosopher tyler on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 12:06:00 PST

another lame story

So I just went to this "speed dating" thing that our dorms were holding, but really that's a false name since the only reason to go was to meet other dorm peoples (like everybody)...well that's why I ...
Posted by philosopher tyler on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 09:19:00 PST

The story of my life

So blahblahblah...I'm sitting here p'wning zelda when there is a knock on the door.  My RA masha (yes, masha...no r) was going around asking people to go to an "office party" where you dress up o...
Posted by philosopher tyler on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 01:05:00 PST

i'm sorry mr keg, I only drank one ossifer

Lol, today was awesome.  It starts off with bowling with jessica n eric (the lanes closed down early because they're bastards).  Soon we are off, and I call austin to dick around with us.&nb...
Posted by philosopher tyler on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 02:27:00 PST

weird dream

So there I am, working at a dimly lit merchandise store, talking to my fellow co-worker guy.  Of course, we are talking about how we pretty much hate ryan jesse, who happened to also be working t...
Posted by philosopher tyler on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 03:15:00 PST

I pray better, so I deserve it to be answered

hmmmm...watching some show that is teaching "how to pray" and for the most part is just throwing out random facts and trying to get you to call for a booklet.  And now he just threw out his own i...
Posted by philosopher tyler on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 03:31:00 PST

warning may cause epileptic seizures

yah...notice how tv shows tend to not warn people anymore.  Just kinda noticed during a rave scene.
Posted by philosopher tyler on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 07:13:00 PST