About Me
Hey Lana speaking here about my friend Ilona shaynekman( i prolly spelled that wrong as always) but its ok cuz she still loves me.! Ilona is well intresting shes very different from other ppl. SHe is funny ( not only looking) there wont ever be an akward silence with her even if u dont knwo her at all. She is energetic and loves bbal and will beat ur ass if u challenge her to a competion. she will never turn down a competion or chellnge. shes smart and works hard. u cant break her dont try. shell never give up. at anything. mess with her and well bring a shovel if u try.for her to trust u is a big thing. if u know u have her trust then u can count urself lucky. Respect is another thing, to gain her respect is a challenge but if u get it make sure u keep it. if u think she is secretive u obviously dont know her well enough.and if u think its hard it is but if u care and fight for it mnaybe shell let u in lol, If u need her to be there for u she will, dont make her choose sides. Sometimes she enjoys sitting iin closets and talking,reading peoples minds is another hobby and being a phycologist. being insena and doing stupid crap that no one else will ever think of doing is her thing and im glad i can joinin her in it. Basically if u wan have fun and have a good friend sheynkman is the way to go. PS she has this weird lion with peering eyes so dont sleep at her house!
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~~~~~~~Yan:wsup wit it its yan hiting this shit way up. ye what can i can i say bout this female. i known her since i came to tha us, i grew up with her and i plan to keep here around til im gone. shes one of the only people ive been close wit who hasnt bailed on me hasnt droped ship yadamean. she hasnt changed one bit jus upin her game constantly. shes the friendliest person, doesnt judge, and wil always make you feel welcome. RESPECTS UR BOUNTRIES all the time. so aight im out leme just say u can say w/e u want but she is the realest girl out there and if u dont like her i can garentee u are intimidated ON ANOTHER LEVEL YADDAIFEEL ME -1-
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~~~~~~~~~~Some wise wrods form Husband a.k.a best friend a.k.a PAVEL: Ilona, Ilonachka, Ilonka, the WIFE, is NOT ur ordinary teen age girl. this girl is AMAZING. she is tottally cool,life smart sometimes school smart, and if u are a good friend of her, u know how she treats her friends like angels and if u are really lucky (like me) u are treated like a king and thats why u just gotta love this girl. Meeting this girl is like hitting the JACKpot hehe.u can never meet anyone more fun than this girl, and u know why? because she is a very determined person to enjoy her life to the fullest and i respect that 100%. She is also a very strong spirited person and its immpossible to break her down very good quality. she is funny, caring, beautifull (i'd tap it if i were u), she has HIGH potential to be good in bed (form what i have..heard),and so yea just go out and meet her u wont ever regret it in ur life. so yea did i say se has high potential in being goodin bed? haha ok.....
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~~~~~sup it's mark and this is my take on this extremely interesting person named Ilona. ilona is unlike anyone i've ever met, and chances are, you'll never meet anyone like her. she's extremely fun to be around, really outgoing, and will never shut up, so you don't have to worry about awkward silences. with her, you can feel relaxed and just be yourself. she is obsessed with lemonade and semichiki, like a real russian, and plays tennis and basketball and is good at it, so if u're ever feel like challenging her, go ahead, she'll hand your ass to you. also she's an extremely good therapist, and if you ever need some advice, save some $$$ and go to her. she'll help you out. trust me. if you wanna get to know more of her, just im her at odessaxlemonade. peace.
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ey, this is rebecca talking bout my good friend ilona...
hmmm, what to say about ilona? well, she taught me how to get As on essays with her incredible bs-ing skills, lol. theres never a dull moment with her. she's very easygoing nd fun to be around and i can always get a good discount wen im with her, her bargaining skills pay off. i love her gorgeous car (cant make fun of it or i'll be stuck taking the bus, lol). not to mention that its a good excuse, "her car broke down", lmao. we have so many hilarious moments together. im always cracking up at the stoopidest things with her. wow, life sure whud be boring without her.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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What's up this is Jessica talking about my dura Ilona. First things first, she is a dura. Now since all this is cleared up. I met Ilona at Boris Basketball, I never really liked her then, but we started becoming closer friends at ze Hebrew Academy. Ilona is a cool friend, fun to be around, and never any awkward moments with her. She'll always give you advice when needed. She can be stubborn at times but like every russian says, " u vseh est' ih ne dastatki". When you're around her, you're constantly laughing and with her you always have inside jokes. She likes BMW's and owns one too =D (my bmw brings all boys to the yard and there like, etc...lol). Well yeah for now that's all I have to say about my dura.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hi im ilona. basically i am a junior at hebrew academy, my favorite sports are basketball n tennis, but i like other 2...i get good grades even though as my mom put it "i never do hw", i usually in skool talk my away out of trouble, n on a lot of essays bullshit my way into an A. i love to laugh n have a good time, n b/c of that many ppl tell me that one day ill get shot. im a trustworthy person n to many friedsn a free therapist. i luve to help people. most say im a good friend n have a great sense of humor. i enjoy doodling and in class drawing funny comics about teachers. im pretty competetive, and i have oppinions on a lot of things. i am determined to do well in life.and i believe i have set a record on how many inside jokes i got wit ppl, n embarassing moments! i dont respect people who lie to me , expecially about serious things. so if u like what you've read so far, this is a part of me, if u wanna noe more abt me just im me at odessaxlemonade
What Your Sleeping Position Says
You are secretly sensitive, but you often put up a front.
Shy and private, you yearn for security.
You take relationships slowly.
You need lots of reassurances before you can trust.
What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted.
What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
Your Seduction Style: Au Natural
You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.
That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!
The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.
You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.
Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.
You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?
You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.
Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.
As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you.
What Kind of Seducer Are You?
You Ar
Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman
Inside you've got the passion and ideals of a teenager
And your intensity for life is what attracts most of the men you date
You also like to party - and quite often you're the life of the party
You've brought the best of your younger years with you... at least most of the time.
Are You A Girl Or a Woman?
You are Totally Realistic
"Romance" means you're about to roll your eyes
Seriously, you can do without the sap or drama
Save it for someone who has nothing really going on in their relationship
For you, love is real - and easily integrated into your life
You don't need candles, flowers, or chocolates to know he's the one
Just some stimulating conversation... and maybe a great smile.
Are You a Romantic or Realistic?