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About Me



I always have a lighter handy. What more could you want to know?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A certain rock star.When I had the chance to meet her, I let my inability to be seen as a gushy fanboy stop me.Yeah, I have my regrets.

My Blog

Want to be a Man?

Get lessons from G.I. Joe's Destro on how to have Manly Vigor at my new Nakatomi article.  Check it out at http://thestuff.nakatomiinc.com/?p=811
Posted by on Fri, 22 May 2009 18:06:00 GMT

The End is Nigh!

I'm calling 'em like I see 'em: it's the end of the effin' world.Read about it on my latest Nakatomi Inc. article:http://thestuff.nakatomiinc.com/?p=728
Posted by on Tue, 21 Apr 2009 22:18:00 GMT

Playing with action figures

I made a photo comic strip for Nakatomi Inc.Check it out at http://thestuff.nakatomiinc.com/?p=696
Posted by on Fri, 17 Apr 2009 22:13:00 GMT

Nakatomi article: Animals Succeed Where I Fail

Hot Dog, my new Nakatomi Inc. article is up! Check it out at http://thestuff.nakatomiinc.com/?p=580 It's about adorable animals, and how they're so much better than me.
Posted by on Wed, 25 Mar 2009 23:04:00 GMT

I'm on Nakatomi Inc.

Hey everybody. I just posted my first entry on the Nakatomi Inc. site. It's Yeti-tastic!Check it out at http://thestuff.nakatomiinc.com/?p=553Leave a comment if you like. Yeah, it requires creating a ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Mar 2009 21:28:00 GMT

Minigolf: The cure for what ails ya.

Lost your job? Minigolf.Suffering from depression? Minigolf.Wife left you for another woman? Minigolf.Decapitation? Minigolf.Sure it doesn't solve all your problems. But it's pretty damn hard to be mo...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Feb 2009 15:12:00 GMT

For the Last Time

It has to go somewhere, so it might as well be here. Minus the details.Last night I was completely ruined. I already feel like I'm swirling down a drain that can't quite choke me down. It's making the...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 11:11:00 GMT

Run!

http://www.kxan.com/dpp/news/Road_signs_warn_of_zombiesI knew it was a good idea to prepare for this.
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jan 2009 08:58:00 GMT

No End in Sight

There's a trend in modern movies that I'm already irritated with: a  lack of a complete ending.I first experienced this with that tremendously lauded piece of shit No Country for Old Men. I guess it...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 01:34:00 GMT

Someone left the KISS out in the rain...

I should write a book. 1,001 Shitty Ways to Start Your Day by Brandon Z. "Step 382 - Get caught in the rain while bussing it to work, then leave your KISS lunchbox at the bus stop." I fucking KNEW I ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 22:16:00 GMT