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Chef Amani

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About Me

Create or get your
very own MySpace Layouts I am elusive, mystical, magical, and sometimes just plain stupid, but you can be sure I will never let you down. Bore you I never will, becouse in this melodical society we live in I am the extra cherry they always seem to forget in your cherry limeade, I am the zipper on your pants that never stays zipped, I am the nag in your parents voice...I am an egotistical writer, and you have entered my haven...The man has pity for you now...

My Interests

SKILLSUSA...thats all you need to know...but if i must... music,video games..my big toe is pretty awesome too, cooking! art!...drawing mainly and painting...ooo and pottery...pot..hehe oh..love's pretty cool too....was i supposed to say somthing about school? oh music is my life my first and last love...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chef Amani
Birthday: December 2 1989
Birthplace: Witchita
Current Location: parents bedroom in the computer chair in a house in rollins landing in smithville missouri in the the united states in the planet earth in the universe the milky way...thats all i know
Eye Color: greenishblue
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: middle eastern
The Shoes You Wore Today: none!
Your Weakness: electronic music...i must dance!
Your Fears: rejection, robots taking over the world
Your Perfect Pizza: dude...pepperoni mushroom and onion and extra cheese...perfection at its height
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to become district parlimentarian
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lmao
Thoughts First Waking Up: wheres the snooze button
Your Best Physical Feature: haha..my eyes
Your Bedtime: when i fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: my parents being together
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: arby's
Single or Group Dates: depends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: gah fake tea is bad
Chocolate or Vanilla: twist
Cappuccino or Coffee: ...gah neither
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: sometimes
Do you Sing: in the shower and car
Do you Shower Daily: lol yeah
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: no
Do you want to get Married: maybe
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: somewhat
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yesh
Do you like Thunderstorms: yesh!
Do you play an Instrument: YEP
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i dont drink
In the past month have you Smoked: i dont smoke
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: ...
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: during sex
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a chef
What country would you most like to Visit: england
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: hmmm dunno green maybe blue?
Favourite Hair Color: light
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: taller than me
Weight: ...lol i dont know
Best Clothing Style: original not preppy
Number of Drugs I have taken: i dont do drugs
Number of CDs I own: oh god....a million
Number of Piercings: 4
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing should be regretted its all a learning experiance

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious couple produced 6 children Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt. Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony

I'd like to meet:

The national parlimentarian to tell her I'm replacing her in a couple years .. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

...music is my life...I'm trying to get into country but its not working, I want to work in radio...

Movies:

..no except shaymalan

Television:

...not so much...

Books:

Roberts rules of order all the way

Heroes:

Racheal,Robert, Tysen, my friends for putting up with me and Mr. Schildknecht and of course ChefPaul.

My Blog

well you did ask

HOW DARE YOU CLAIM TO BE A LIBERAL IN MY PRESENCE, and yet still say you believe in creationism.fucks I have come to realize that in order to cleanse the world of morons...people get HIV and a deadly ...
Posted by Amani Alcoholic on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 08:24:00 PST

lmao im so saying this in my speech

When i was younger I used to play on a baseball team for the church, they called us "the saviors". Well we werent the best team, in fact we sucked we lost every game. So it got down to the point where...
Posted by Amani Alcoholic on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 08:21:00 PST

just reposting some old xanga's...

I am going to go on a rambling speech brought on by staying up till 5 this morning listening to the abba generation..*ahem* The reason this fucked up country is fucked up is becouse people are id...
Posted by Amani Alcoholic on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 08:19:00 PST

just think

Imagine with me having a kid, loving this child with all your heart but having a set date of when your going to kill it. saying that god is going to destroy the earth and only take a select few, let m...
Posted by Amani Alcoholic on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 08:11:00 PST

Skills usa Missouri Champions at work With emphasis on professional development

Omfg it was the most amazing thing i have ever been to...ask me more....i learned a skill that i possess many people only dream of being able to do..okay maybe not that great but i have a gift i was t...
Posted by Amani Alcoholic on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 09:39:00 PST

yay skills! one more day then itll be 6 months!

omg i'm historian!
Posted by Amani Alcoholic on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 03:16:00 PST

yeah read this now i demand you!

votec no longer suck! kelsey...is back! i...love pat still! i you want to know more ...ummm ask me
Posted by Amani Alcoholic on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 07:33:00 PST

votec sucks

yeah ummmm update
Posted by Amani Alcoholic on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 02:34:00 PST

go crazy at estes park

School starts...in one day. Dum dum dummmmm.....dude I love this song...I am such a electronic...person....hmmmm gawd I hate updating in the summer because nothing really happens...yeah...gah...great ...
Posted by Amani Alcoholic on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 06:59:00 PST

I GOT MY LICENSE!

yeah that sums it up..not more riding the bus, no more relying on a allowence  for i can get a job...and maybe a english tutor...yes it is freakin' sweet as patrick said
Posted by Amani Alcoholic on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 06:05:00 PST