Breetard

AIM- xXMrxFrostyXx
"I wish I were a squirrel, 'cause then I'd be all furry and I'd be like 'ooh I'm a squirrel' and then I would run out in the middle of the street...and get hit by a van."
-Bus Stop Kid
IRONMAN5542: my actions are the leading cause of premature births in america
IRONMAN5542: damn i should stop sucking so much
"It's the greatest feeling in the world when your spine just kinda gives out and you don't have to support your own weight."
-Nicole
"Let's put this straight. Science fiction is to science as mongoose is to a goose."
- this
"Is that a bearded lady?"
"It's Jesus!"
-Elita and Kayla
"There were possibilities, but there weren't. And there were things that could happen but they couldn't. And there was a hundred thousand and there was none. And there was and was and was and there always would be but it never could be and it never has been but it always will be forever and ever until it isn't. Because it wasn't. Even though it could have been, even though it shouldn't. It was there, it always would be, but it never would."
-Tobie
"I made a 5'2" anorexic man elf."
-Nicole
"Ow! What did you throw at me?! It hurt!"
"It was a dragon!"
"This would be ridiculous if it were a sandwich."
-Elita
LiberiFatali0703: I created an egyptian empire and defeated my rival coseus in difficult mythological warfare...
LiberiFatali0703: and then I ate some candy hearts.
xXMrxFrostyXx: while my patented 'scream-and-flail' method actually does kill them in this particular situation, I'd still prefer to hand over the controler and cower in a dark corner while they're on the screen :]
BanditoxXxReborn: XDDDD
BanditoxXxReborn: Okay
BanditoxXxReborn: But only if you quote that in your myspace
BanditoxXxReborn: Dynamite is used to lessen mosquito populations
BanditoxXxReborn: First I want you to imagine them blowing up mosquitos
BanditoxXxReborn: IMagine a bunch of men ducking and covering, and the high pitched buzzes of thousands of dying mosquitos
BanditoxXxReborn: and then realize that they only blow up the stagnant water areas the bugs breed in :]
xXMrxFrostyXx: XDDD
xXMrxFrostyXx: Why not just use bug spray?
BanditoxXxReborn: That's what I thought, but you know boys and their toys and the government and it's nukes
BanditoxXxReborn: "have a problem? Solve it with dynamite!
BanditoxXxReborn: "Girlfriend nagging you all the time? Solve it with dynamite!
BanditoxXxReborn: "Dog not sitting and staying? Solve it with Dynamite!
BanditoxXxReborn: "That's right, dynamite, all problems can be solved with an open flame and a flick of the wrist. Solve it with dynamite"
BanditoxXxReborn: I walked, like, 3 miles today DDDD:
BanditoxXxReborn: *hates walking, running, and anti-sedentary thinking*
"The cat loving geek and the drunk loving lesbo in me are at war! D:"
-Me
xXMrxFrostyXx: I must have a guardian angel
xXMrxFrostyXx: a porn angel
PSYENCE Rebirth: XD
xXMrxFrostyXx: ensureing nothing but boobs and vajayjays reach my eyes
PSYENCE Rebirth: XDDD
xXMrxFrostyXx: thank you, porn angel. thank you.
PSYENCE Rebirth: *laughing*
PSYENCE Rebirth (9:22:40 PM): I want a God ringtone.
xXMrxFrostyXx (9:23:06 PM): XDD
PSYENCE Rebirth (9:23:45 PM): It had better be epic. Something like James Earl Jones x 1000 reciting Passages.
xXMrxFrostyXx (9:24:00 PM): that would be amazing :]
PSYENCE Rebirth (9:24:03 PM): It would.
PSYENCE Rebirth (9:28:50 PM): I'm trying to imagine what would happen if that went off somewhere XDDD A God ringtone. What would it say? "LET THERE BE LIGHT!" Or, "BLESSED ART THOU WHO ANSWERS THY PHONE IN A TIMELY MANNER."
PSYENCE Rebirth (1:22:23 PM): I like flowers. I like trees. I just wish they'd stop having sex in my nose.
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