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Hello my name is Maria

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About Me

I'm a 23yo stay-at-home mom of a 3yo daughter. I'm a total girly girl. I love to read and write (yes I can do both and I even went to public school! Public school in the south no less.) I like bullshitting with my friends and occasionally go drinking (before I was pregnant). My fiance and I are trying to play the real estate game. Hopefully we'll kick ass at it. Basically just doing the thing called living. We just found out we are having a little girl!! Her name is Melanie Jane and she's due Halloween. I can't wait to be able to see her and hold her. Abby still isn't sure if she likes the idea or not. I bet she'll be a good big sister. What Rocky Horror Picture Show Character Are You?
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Your touch is... heart warming
Your smell is... refreshing
Your smile is... amazing
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Music:

Frank Sinatra, Billie Holiday, BB King, Eric Clapton, The Eagles, Duran Duran, Depeche Mode, Lou Reed, Dick Dale, David Bowie, B52's, Annie Lennox, Carly Simon, Alice Cooper, Allman Brothers, Air Supply, Albert King, Alice in Chains, America, Arlo Gutherie, Bay City Rollers, Beach Boys, Black Flag, Tracy Bonham, Tom Petty, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, John Lennon, Paul McCartney and Wings, U2, Tina Turner, The Wallflowers, Bob Dylan, The Ramones, Doobie Brothers, The Doors, Tears for Fears, Styx, Journey, Stray Cats, Glenn Miller, Steely Dan, Reo Speedwagon, Prince, Primus, Green Jello, Pink Floyd, Portishead, Luscious Jackson, Poe, Shawn Colvin, Phoebe Snow, Kate Bush, Bush, Peter Frampton, Nine Inch Nails, Otis Rush, Patti Smith, Old Crow Medicine Show, Norah Jones, Staind, Linkin Park, Black Sabbath, Blue Oyster Cult, Muddy Waters, Moody Blues, The Byrds, Mamas and the Papas, Mason Williams, Linda Ronstadt, Melanie, Joni Mitchell, King Crimson, Led Zepplin, Gaelic Storm, Hootie and the Blowfish, James Taylor, Janis Joplin, Frank Zappa, Fleetwood Mac, Emerson Lake and Palmer, Crosby Stills and Nash, Dire Straits, Mazzy Star, Ks Choice, Ella Fitzgerald, Devo, Daft Punk, Elton John, Bee Gee's Donna Summers, KC and the Sunshine Band, The Clash, Black Flag, The Bouncing Souls, Brian Setzer, Mephiskapheles..... and so much more

Movies:

Godfather 1 & 2, Goodfellas, Scarface, Casino, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Any of the Monty Python movies, any Mel Brooks film, Last Unicorn, Death Race 2000,Star Trek 2, 4, and 6, Star Wars 4-6 (1-3 can kiss my ass), Dr Strangelove, Behind enemy Lines, Shindlers List, Heathers, Hoffa, Pump up the Volume, Clue, Full Metal Jacket, A Clockwork Orange, Traffic, Blow, Apocolpyse Now. I'll watch anything with Robert De Niro or Al Pacino. Hell I love Joe Pesci. I'll usually watch anything, as long as no zombies are involved. I hate zombies! Ick... I had to have been the only person to get nightmares from Shaun of the Dead. Yeah I'm a pussy so what....

Television:

That's 70's Show, CSI (all 3), Law and Order (SVU and CI), Sex in the City, Rescue Me(Dennis Leary hot!!), Nip/Tuck, Voltron, Thundercats, The O'Reilly Factor, Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The original Twilight Zone and Outer Limits, Dexter (awesome show), and Reno 911

Books:

Well I'm now reading, yeah you guessed it another Tom Wolfe book. This one is called "From Bauhaus to Our House". So far a very interesting book about architecture. Reading children's books to my daughter, of course. Her favorite books are; The Giving Tree, Love You Forever, any Little Critter book, Clifford, Snuggle Up Sleepy Ones.TOM WOLFEDOUGLAS ADAMS

Heroes:

A lot of my Aunts and Uncles, because they are some of the nicest people, funniest people you'll ever meet.

My Blog

IT'S A GIRL!!!

Yesterday we found out we are having another baby girl!! Now we wait for little Melanie Jane to arrive. At about 30 weeks or so I can't wait to do a 3D ultrasound to get a better look at her features....
Posted by Hello my name is Maria on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 07:47:00 PST

Spring!!

Ah! The beginning of spring! The flowers are in bloom. The birds are chirping. Children playing outside, running, and squealing with joy. Pretty soon one can go swimming and take the kids to the water...
Posted by Hello my name is Maria on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 11:34:00 PST

Packing and why I would rather go to the gynecologist

Who likes to pack and move?? Show of hands& I didn't think so. There's nothing like having everything packed 2+ weeks in advance and not knowing for 100% if we are actually closing on the closing date...
Posted by Hello my name is Maria on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 06:44:00 PST

My ode to coffee

The greatest smell in the morning is coffee. The rich heady fragrance wraps around you like a warm blanket, soothing you into a conscious state. It's the unadulterated spot in the morning. Nothing can...
Posted by Hello my name is Maria on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 05:00:00 PST

Getting married

After almost 5 years together Adam and I are going to get married. No clue when or where, but it's going to happen. I'm excited, not because I'm going to get to be princess for a day, but because my e...
Posted by Hello my name is Maria on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 01:39:00 PST

Damn housework

Ever have one of those days, when you look around at everything you need to do and just get totally overwhelmed? Right now I'm almost in a state of panic because there's so much to do and it seems lik...
Posted by Hello my name is Maria on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 08:14:00 PST

This is me not packing for the holidays

Yes I am procrastinating and no I don't care. I don't know about anyone else but packing, whether it is for moving or just going on a trip, bothers me. You have to pack the clothes, hope to god they a...
Posted by Hello my name is Maria on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 09:04:00 PST

BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY LITTLE GIRL!!!!     Today Abigail turns 3. Hard to believe that just 8 hours of labor and 3 short years ago I was holding her in my arms for the first time. She's gone f...
Posted by Hello my name is Maria on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 07:48:00 PST

The Saturday Night from hell

I meant to post this on Sunday but got sidetracked due to the fact that I'm painting my kitchen. Like the title said it was the evening from HELL. Nothing like potty training accidents, kids with weak...
Posted by Hello my name is Maria on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 07:39:00 PST

Just me hating cold weather

I really hate cold weather. I seem to be constantly tired and I have a hard time getting things done. I've heard it called the winter blues before. You can't really go out and do anything. The trees a...
Posted by Hello my name is Maria on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 09:47:00 PST