Well, I guess this is where I put shit about myself that no one will read, but who gives a Fuck? I'm bored. Why else would I be on this site, right? Right. My name is Corey and i'm 19. Obviously i live in Virginia (The shittiest State in the United States). I play Sports just about everyday. From crossing-over fake ballers on the court to Ringing the Shoes out on those Sandy Pits. I'm perfecting it All, And plan on being the best at what I do. I'm cocky and the shit, What of it?? Music is an important Key in Life. Knowing what someone listens to lets you get to know and understand a person a bit better. I listen to everything from Hip-Hop to Country to R&B to Classical Rock. Don't hate because you aren't Diverse like that. Sleeping with a pillow or blanket over your head, Also no socks on your feet while sleeping, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and watching me break-down the nastiest dance moves ever created is the smoothest deal that could be negotiated. I don't care for drama-setters (people who seek all drama whether it's theirs or not, basically people with no life). I look down on those kinds of People, call me a Hypocrit if you'd like. I'm not a biased person (depending on the subject, who/what it is or it's about). As far as dressing goes, I pretty much wear whatever I think is Sweet. Whether it be Nike or Quicksilver or even a Graphic T-Shirt. That's pretty much the basis of how I work. I don't think i'm better than anyone but I sure do think some people aren't as "Up to Par" as they could/should be. Other than that you can see where this is leading.
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In my opinion, I feel it's Necessary to put a "Shit I Can't Stand" section. Since MySpace didn't provide one for its Friendly-Users, I'm goin to add one Myself. Here it Goes.
Shit That I Can't Stand:
I can't stand 2-faced People. One minute they're crying on your Shoulder, Then the next minute they're Badgering you behind your back to one of your other so called "Buddies." I dislike Skanks & Sluts who think they're Top Dollar, When in reality they keep getting recycled by every Guy and their Mother for a piece of Ass. I dislike Huge ass Trucks and I dislike Rich People. I'm out here working to make a Buck while they get to Mooch of Parents. Ignorant People,Girls with fake Boobs,Girls wearing Make-Up. Nice halloween mask baby, Oh nevermind it's all that fucking make-up you put on to make yourself look oh so Hott. I do not like little "Gangs". Those kind of kids are pretty much weird and need to pick a better Hobby than to represent something they know nothing about. People who are more into their Cars than their own Self/Friends or Family. I don't like Heights (i'm such a puss). Screamo music. So for all you Bands who keep adding me on Here, Quit it you Douche Bags. You all suck and will not Go anywhere with your Careers. (Neither will I, but it's something to Wish upon right? Wrong.) No such thing as Love at first site. I've never been in love either, For those who have asked me several times. I'll find it soon enough, I'm sure. Then i can say i'm finally Content and hopefully that Person can bring something to the Table. Don't say it Unless you mean It, Also do not make up Sob ass stories or Guilt Trips to make one pity You. I dislike numerous of things and I will be sure to add more to this Section.Update:Can't stand people who think they can randomly call you or make appearances and expect you to like, Be all excited and exuberent just because you haven't seen or talked to them in a long time. Also can't stand those who don't give the full story on things, But who doesn't just tell their side and not the whole truth? Silly. This is my favorite Section of Myspace Period.
Update: For you lying doucher's and slores who love to review my profile from day in and day out just to see what goes on in my social, "nice life". Go kicks rocks son. If you have any questions or need any answers, Feel free to contact me and not be such a puss about it? Thanks.
Update: If you haven't noticed, All the ugliest or fat chicks on myspace say that they're models or post bulletins stating how they're oh so sexy. That shit cracks me up dude, They should have like an application for myspace in order to be able to say "i'm sexy" or that someone is hott, half these chickens on here are dead-beat. lol. I'm cocky and the shit, what of it??
Update: Also figured out that i don't like people who crave attention, Some people love being in the spotlight. When that happens, i calmy in a cute but fashionable manner call them out for the douche-wagon that they try to be on and then go on about my business. I give 2-thumbs up for those who are riding the douche-wagon. Keep up the shitty work e-nastiers. Reminder: "I'm cocky and the shit, what of it?? ROFL
Update: Please refrain from riding the schlong like an ATV;What's the point in people taking myspace photos with their shirts off. Friggin douche-rags. Oh yeah, isn't it funny how people are so multi-talented, Come on i mean how many people do you know can slob the knob and fix their hair at the same time?? :)