There is no damsel in distress here. By the time the knight in shining armor gets to the tower, the dragon will have already been slayed, skinned, roasted, and had a purse with matching shoes made of its hide.
But I do not want to be the man.
Travel, Coffee, Chocolate, Things that sparkle and glitter, Computers, Movies, Music, MUDs, Shopping, Dragons, Rollerskating, Keroke, Drinking, Working, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Horseback Riding, Stargazing, Dancing, Adopt-A-Family Christmas, Continuing Education in Everything, Far-Fetched Conspiracy Theroies, People Watching
World travelers.
Tool, A Perfect Circle, Filter, The Crystal Method, Garbage, Beck, The Killers, The Pretenders, Papa Roach, Queens of the Stone Age, Beastie Boys, Cold, Audioslave, The Cure, Old REM, Portisehead, Linkin Park, Gorillaz, Sheryl Crow, Aerosmith, NIN, Sonic Youth, Mazzy Star, Jane's Addiction, Concrete Blonde
The Princess Bride, Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Aliens, Legend, Time Bandits, The Adventures of Baron Von Munchausen, Rikki-tikki-tavi, Die Hard, Dune, Porky's Series, Serenity, Blade, The Shawshank Redemption, Bubba Ho-Tep, Super Troopers, Very Bad Things, Army of Darkness, Constaintine, Hudson Hawk, Resident Evil, Gattica, The Butterfly Effect, V for Vendetta, Tombstone, Johnny Dangerously, Batman Begins, Underworld, Constaintine, Boondock Saints, Office Space
I love the 80's, X-Files, Law and Order, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, CSI, Angel, Farscape, Lexx, Firefly, South Park, The Simpsons, Family Guy, King of the Hill, LOST, Heroes, How I Met Your Mother, Drawn Together, Dexter, Supernatural, The Dresden Files, The 4400, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Hex, Torchwood
Neil Gaiman works (Novels and Comics), Christopher Moore, Dan Brown, Terry Pratchett, Garth Enis, Sherri S. Tepper, Robert Rankin, the funny section of the newspaper with the crossword puzzle
The uncommon man who would risk his life for Joe Anybody any day of the week.