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Tawny Mayhem ★

Because Im classy like that...

About Me

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you dont mean nothing at all to me.Who really cares right...This is myspace for fuck's sake. What I say in here could all be bullshit. The majority of you freaks would never know. All im really trying to say is that this ABOUT ME doesnt really matter cuz no one out there really cares. They look at your pics...play with themselves and call it a day. A few other things that make my skin crawl.** I HATE bro's and BroHoes for that matter! Seriously. Its called being original and being yourself. How cool does it make you to all wear the same fucking bandana in your bleached blonde and black streaked hair, with your ridiculously tacky and trashy looooong fake fingernails, wearing that same kmk size EXTRA SMALL tee shirt as a fucking DRESS with your 7 inch platform flip flops. going around chasing lifted trucks blairing the unoriginal sounds of the kottonmouth kings. You all need to be sent to your own island, and then be blown up! AND PS ladies... LEARN HOW TO SPELL! "Liike OMGZ you are liike so0o totallii sexii. I may be a fuckiin hooker but ii DGAF DGAF!" come on. We all know you are smarter then that!** And all you self proclaimed party animals out there. Until you have actually partied with Paris and Lindsey... Don't claim to have been partying harder then them. Its disrespectful. Its their jobs. Thats what these girls get paid to do...for a living. No one is going to pay your chubby bums $100,000 a night to make an appearance at their night club. Hell no one even cares if you show up.***FREEWAY PERVERTS!!! Do you honestly think that by waving me down, Making rude gestures, and trying to take photos of me will honestly make me pull over, hop in your car and fuck you... fucking morons. its one thing to wave. But to follow someone for 40 miles hanging out of your truck trying to get a picture of me, and trying to catch up to me when I try to lose you... gets kind of scary. Most men need to stop being such desperate pigs.

My Interests

hookers, blow, and ROCK AND ROLL!

I'd like to meet:



I love myself...Leave Comments here!! ♥ Show some love!

You think you are being clever by leaving a crude message or comment. Truth is. You don't even get a 2nd thought. I do not meet random people off the internet. I do not respond to messages from people I don't know. And I do report people for inappropriate online behavior! :)Also. No need to message me thanking me for the add. It doesn't mean much to me to click "approve all"God I hate this website.

Music:


Movies:

labrynth, princess bride, anchorman, team america, southpark the movie, JUNO, donnie darko, A BAJILLION MORE!LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! A poetic short by My brother and his friend Moses. DO NUT STOP! ..

Television:

The first 48, crime 360, forensic files, southpark, nip/tuck, the sopranos

Books:

crime books. zodiac, how to make love like a porn star, anything written by Chelsea handler.

Heroes:

MY FAMILY Although we are all a little crazy, we have each others back through WHATEVER happens. We have been through so much together. We are the strongest family I know. JESSICA My Sparkle princess!! :) Thank you for always being here for me. And foremost listening to me when I need to vent. And then having something to say about it. You give great advice and you are a great listener and friend! So many memories and inside jokes. And always a good time when we are together! I LOVE YOU! STEPHANIE My partner in crime. Cant believe its going on a decade since we have been friends. The countless CRAZY situations we get ourselves into. The hard partying we did together. The stuff most people would dream of doing. we've done. You are family to me. I love you!
tawny's DETAILS
Status:I have an amazing boyfriend! This girl is taken!
Here for: the gang bang...
Orientation: asexual
Hometown: Where the earth quaked
Body Type: not your type.
Ethnicity: my kisses taste like tacos. taco taco taco
Religion: is what I need more of
Sign: pisces fishy face
Smoke / Drink: dont stink, DRINK!
Children: I prefer goldfish
Occupation: standing still and looking pretty. tough job but someones gotta do it
$$$$$$: cant buy me love

My Blog

heres to making me a smalltown celeb.

so I suppose this is what celebrities feel like when they stroll by a news stand and see horrible things written about them in the tabloids.http://www.thedirty.com/?p=29340commentsObviously I could gi...
Posted by Tawny Mayhem  on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 02:46:00 PST

more videos!! Open if you need a laugh

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Posted by Tawny Mayhem  on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 04:29:00 PST

I sometimes wonder.

If it werent for you what would my life be like right now?If you wouldnt have been the person you were. The lying, alcoholic abusive person you were. Would I hate you so much? Would I hate me so much?...
Posted by Tawny Mayhem  on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 09:18:00 PST

Motivation.

So my day today.Frustrating beyond belief.But boy let me tell you. Motivating as all hell.I stayed at home with my little sister who was sick. Which believe me, I would have it no other way. My baby i...
Posted by Tawny Mayhem  on Wed, 30 May 2007 12:31:00 PST

Best friends means you get what you deserve.

Stephanie.and Ty.Best friends since 1999we've been through so much together.From high school dances.to being the neighborhood killers.From our first time drinking to our last time drinking...two night...
Posted by Tawny Mayhem  on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 10:01:00 PST

2007 Resolutions.

2006 has been a long and trying year. I have accomplished a lot and have learned a lot. Struggled a lot, and suffered a lot. Cant say it was a bad year. I joined the Screen Actors Guild, moved out of ...
Posted by Tawny Mayhem  on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 11:48:00 PST

You know what really grinds my gears????

You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're o...
Posted by Tawny Mayhem  on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 10:03:00 PST

To all the ones We have loved and Lost.

Its so shocking. . . To think that one day you are here, and well, and ALIVE, and the next day you are just gone. No longer there, You will not be seen anymore. It just blows my mind. How short life r...
Posted by Tawny Mayhem  on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 02:36:00 PST

WHERE ARE HER PANTS? HAHHAHAH

WOW! so I worked on "related" yesterday. A new WB show and I had to be there at 7:30. Well I gt there a whole hour early! And when I get there I find out that our parking lot is THE "Skid Row" The imf...
Posted by Tawny Mayhem  on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 12:27:00 PST

I am pretty sure I almost died last night!!! :(

The craziest, weirdest and def most scariest thing happened to me last night.... Went to bed around 12:30. Was watching The girls next door on E! Got tired went to get in to bed. I guess I fell into a...
Posted by Tawny Mayhem  on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 07:04:00 PST