You better run your fingers through my lettuce now cuz the shit's gonna be gone quicker than this here five nodge once I torch it. Also, I'm smoother than Silky Johnson and I roll harder than a 16-pound Brunswick. You'll know me by the the trail of cheeb smoke. I like to listen to Old-school Atmosphere entirely too loud. My answering machine sounds like a duck getting beat by a chain. I live with a rabbit named "Cadillac", aka "Escalade", "Big Bun", "B-Rabbit", and "Old Dirty Jackalope". I count unicorns jumping clounds to get to sleep and I dream about clown shoes...
