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FOOL PROOF

nobody want yo stank breaf all up in dey face, son

About Me

so yeah, i had a myspace profile before, but i got bored wit that shit so i deleted my account. however i'm a dork and i've since decided to make a new one (obviously). please don't front tho. let's just keep it real.
aight, so...about me:
tattoo artist - check out some of my work at refugeink.com it's a site i made for me and one of my best friends, who also tattoos, and taught me everything i know. i'm contstantly pushing myself to get better and i'm lookin to make it big. i touched kat von d, said "sorry" and she said "that's okay". booyah! holla atcha boy.

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My Interests

tattoos, porn, hip hop, graffiti, your mom

I'd like to meet:

actually, i ain't exactly sure i want to meet anybody. atleast, not anyone who's all about corporate agenda, being an internet person, or jus straight up whack.
don't add me if you just want to add to your list of 5 million "friends" you never talk to. don't talk to me if you're fake or two-faced or a fucking loser or fucking full of yourself and think you're da shit. you know who i'm talkin to! bitches.
i have some fuckin awesome friends all of which i can count on both my tiny lil chicken bone fingers, and i like to keep it dat way cuz real true friends come in small numbers. this is for my peeps...crystal - i've known you for 14 years and i love you and miss you so much and you mean the entire world to me.
ezra - thanks for everything and i hope you get where you want in ya career and i'ma keep standing on your right shoulder.
mary - now that we straight, we gotta spend more time together. let's not fight!! thanks for all them packs of ciagerettes ya got my broke ass.
lashelle - i miss you like crazy, we had some mad fun times. i'ma come see ya real soon and don't forget...FUCK DA DEPOT.
charles - you crack me the fuck up and don't be scurred to ask me if ya need help. i was/am in ya shoes. i know we ain't know eachother that long, but you my boy and i like chillin witcha. stop leavin me alone wit dragon breath!
mason - i will bump you up this list once you pierce my septum and fix my nose. holla.

oh yeah, holla if you one of these people:

but especially her..

Music:

atmosphere, non-phixion, eyedea & abilities, the living end, sage francis, fiscerspooner, mos def, mf doom, ayentee, the roots, rjd2, swollen members, dilated peoples, alchemist, the faint, the streets, nappy roots, nas, cannibal ox, t.i., murs, brother ali

Movies:

the doom generation, grindhouse ( planet terror ),jawbreaker, donnie darko, requiem for a dream, coming to america, taxi driver, the fast and the furious, the gift, friday, half baked, the hills have eyes, kids, buffalo 66, ali g in da house, the talented mr.ripley, office space, the transporter (1+2), the 40 year old virgin, the hot chick

Television:

COPS, mad tv reruns, roseanne, nip/tuck, project runway, the soup, the gameshow network, discovery channel, A&E, TLC, court TV, MSNBC, lifetime movies about college girls getting raped

Books:

catcher in the rye, bongwater, running with scissors

Heroes:


slug (sean daley)

ali g (sacha baron cohen)

the mighty mos def
bansky...repruhzent!