About Me
Hi, I'm Happy Time Harry, you got a problem with that, cause if you do we'll go right now. I wear red glitter dancing shoes, but I wrenched my back lifting boxes a few years ago. My old lady kicked me out becuase her sister was coming on to me, but I don't know if she was attractive because I was passed out... It's a sad story. I ain't got no missle launcher or sniper riffle, nor do I have a firearm, I just got Action-bills. I sleep until 4 in the afternoon because I gotta go to work at midnight, and if I don't do that, I spend the rest of the day figuring out how to pay my bills. It don't matter how much you work, or how mucht you do, you're always gonna be in the whole. Get out of my face, if you got a problem with that I'll cut you. It isn't a game, and I don't live in pretend land. If you want to make me happy, get me some pills. They make the phone calls go away. You think this is a game? They're gonna garnish my wages. How do you expect me to pay child support? I reek of liquor usually. I vomitted all over the carpet today, there was only root beer and triple sec. I didn't know there was tequilla. Yeah, I had half my liver removed and I'm not supposed to drink, but I do. I'm not no happy time dancing doll either, I gotta get totally ripped to dance. I met this one jackass, a milk shake, that took me, just to light me on fire. I doused myself in gasoline and did all the prep work, but he didn't have the balls. All he said was... "I was just going to blow off your jaw or something..." I was all ready. Then I met this back woods retard that was named Jiggle Billy. Deep inside he knew he was a fraud, a sham. He came in a box because someone put him there to die. He didn't even know who he is. He ended up blowing his head off. I guess sometimes being around me makes people want to die. And also I like to take this knife and cut myself... see how hard I can do it until I can pass out.Did you know I can float a whole keg?
