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Dustin

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About Me


"We are all bitched from the start" - Ernest Hemmingway

I wake up to an alarm clock set to the soundtrack of Conan the Barbarian. I pickpocket homeless people. I greet people by smelling their ass. I write on babies with a permanent marker with perfect grammar, and leave it with them. My nickname is "The Young Gorilla" because I cannot be tamed. I tip based on footwear, estimated (usually) oral sex skill, body odor, and cosmic karma. I yell "fire" in crowded theaters, and then point at the annoying loud chick everyone hates. No "take a penny/leave a penny" tray is safe around me. I am interested in: sexual roleplaying (me playing myself, you playing a gorilla), grammatically correct rap lyrics, tube socks filled with jelly beans, girls who own 52 pairs of underwear (no more, no less). I punch puppies in the head, but only spotted ones. My hobbies include: collecting pogs, brainwashing young boys, air guitar, hugging, siphoning gas, wong lalks on the beach, and picking fights with people smaller than me. I glue hundred bills on the ground behind me, and then stone cold stunner people who try to pick them up. I don't take my Ice Cube t-shirt off for anyone - look, I dont care who's funeral it is, and neither does The Cube. I cut off the "get our awesome facebook profile's here" tags. I wake up at noon every day. I haven't had a job in 3 years, and don't plan on ever having one again.--dustin

My Interests


Poker, movies, writing, hitting the gym 2-3 times a week, the occasional intoxication...supporting womens rights to men (I like the abuse). Dodgeball (which really when u think about it, is a perfect metaphor for life). Also, that one perfect moment in the day, you get in the car and the perfect song is playing, overlooking a social interaction between two people you dont know, anytime you learn something new, etc. Buuuuut, I hate windows. And I hate scientific theory, and John Cusak (not as a person) but for his touch on the fabric of society.

I'd like to meet:



"There have been moments of reverie, wreathed in smoke and alone with a book, and moments of conversation, perfumed with ashtrays and cocktails and decent company, which I would not have exchanged for a year of ordinary existence." - Christopher Hitchens

Music:

This is so incomplete, I mean its totally leaving out my love of horror soundtracks and movie scores in general. My love of Independant Music, it doesnt talk about my fan-ashiousness of silversun pickups, Yeahyeahyeahs, Deathcab, Modest Mouse, Jonah, etc. Sigh.Tool, NIN, Pink Floyd, The Doors, The Beatles Beatles beatles beatles beeeaatles (is there an echo in here?), Sublime, Bob Marley, Jimmy Buffett, Theivery Corp, Kruder and Dorfmeister (K&D sessions album kicks major boot-ay). Modest Mouse, Deathcab, Al Green, Miles D., Marvin Gaye,

Movies:

A ton of flicks. The Wizard (yes the one with Fred Savage) The classics, most things black and white. The Godfather, Casino, Goodfellas, Scarface, The Thing, Alien, Aliens..Terminator (1 & 2), some Stallone and Arnold 80s action flicks, Pacino movies, Indiana Jones, Boondock Saints, American History X, Fight Club, Kiss kiss bang bang, Lethal Weapon, Primer...etc. I love Wes Anderson movies, in fact, I fully belive the only way homo sapiens will reach their true pennicle is the day that a Wes Anderson kung fu movie is released.

Television:

Sopranos, the Wire, Lost, Carnivale, poker, Firefly, The Shield, Battlestar galactica, Thief, south park...High Stakes Poker, WPT,

Books:

NOW:(As of 5/17/2007): Christopher Hitchens, also Hero with a Thousand Faces. Some HP Lovecraft StoriesPAST:right now Im reading The Decline and Fall of the Roman empire (unabridged) right now and the occasional poker book. Chuck Klosterman and Dan Savage right now for non fiction books. I look forward to getting back into fiction soon. Between writing and the poker-ness of my life I actually dont get as much reading done as Id like. Or maybe thats the ADD.

My Blog

Goddamn it

Aye...how I barely knew ye. Sigh. I accidently deleted most of the comments from my profile. Sorry peoples.
Posted by Dustin on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 05:30:00 PST

Quote of the F**kin' Day (why does no one do this...wait why does noone awesome do this)

Lot a written and spoken words out there. Quotes are everywhere, on the bathroom stall of your local bar, newspaper ads, billboards, you have books just for quotes, you have more quote websites quotin...
Posted by Dustin on Sat, 19 May 2007 12:29:00 PST

Elements of Hygenics

I cant belive I did it, and I let them talk me into it, and then they did it, and IT was painful. Yes, Id rate it as slightly more painful than when I got my tattoo (Im getting a sleeve done probably...
Posted by Dustin on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 09:37:00 PST

a path

1. be more involved2. be unafraid3. find content4. let go of what you can no longer haveThose were my goals a couple months back. Most of them have been pretty much crossed off, metaphoricaly. 1 and...
Posted by Dustin on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 03:17:00 PST

music

Been listening to a lot of good music. Iron and Wine (great stuff, caught onto him after seeing hte movie In Good Company...his song trapazee swinger is probably one of the greatest songs ever). Bri...
Posted by Dustin on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 07:41:00 PST

The War of the Roses

Sooo this whole experience has been a sick and humbling one. But I decided Ive let it get to me way way too much, in a way that is making me hurt alot and be in what can only be descirbed as a submis...
Posted by Dustin on Tue, 23 May 2006 03:30:00 PST

life

Ah, the stress of finding a place to go and how things will be is a little irratating sometimes. Trying to decide if I want to find roommates or live with my bro, but it seems finding a two bedroom i...
Posted by Dustin on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 12:18:00 PST

I own craigslist rants and raves

Craigslist portland, rants and raves.  The one with the most creative title, I dont think I have many readers so I doubt a link will be requested, but Im sure you can spot it.I dont mean to joke ...
Posted by Dustin on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 05:34:00 PST

My little online chia pet

www.pandora.com...an online radio station you train from scratch. Pretty killer, after a while it plays only stuff you will like. So good for poker. www.somafm.com...their Groove Salad station is t...
Posted by Dustin on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 08:17:00 PST

"...is a test of the Emergency Alert System -- this is only a test....

Testing, testing.  1, 2, 3.  Testing.  what the heck did you think this was
Posted by Dustin on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 10:30:00 PST