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About Me

what it do! my name is jared and im crazy! seriously ask any of my friends. i love to have a good time and just keep relaxed and stay laughing. i recently joined the Air National Guard and im looking forward to serving my country and being a part of the worlds largest air power. i have been through alot in my life but i have come to realize that you just have to take it in stride and learn from it. im always down for meeting new people and doing new things. i consider myself easy to get along with as long as you are too. God, my family, and my friends are the most important things in the world to me. (in that order too!) im not the textbook christian that never makes a mistake but im trying harder with every day that passes. i love to work out and i love contact sports. ive played the most brutal sports in the world (rugby and cagefighting) and survived with the desire to still want to play again. but for now im trying to focus on the important things in life, god and family. i just have to find the strength to give it all up to the big guy upstairs and focus on loving my family and close friends as much as i can. thats all i can do. oh yeah! im a total outdoors freak. i love fishing, camping, the lake, floating the river, and anything outside! i could just sit outside in a lawnchair for the rest of my life! well thats me. is that enough? well then just ask! haha!

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My Interests

being in shape and never getting out of shape again....ever. I LOVE GOD! i love fishing. i like to chill with my family and friends. i like watching tornadoes. i like fighting. i like playing video games. i like interesting people. i like sleeping. i like holding the girl that i care about. i like making people laugh. i like people who make me laugh. i like trying new things. i do not like vegetables. i like going swimming in creeks. i like being in a hot-tub in the middle of winter. i like snow skiing. i like seeing my friends happy. i like helping people with their problems if i can. i like being random sometimes. i love to take risks. i like to push myself too far. i like to wear my heart on my sleeve. i like working out. i like going to the lake. i like camping. i like surprising people. Take the quiz:
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eh....whoever.

Bloody Thumbs
People Iced: Forty Three
Car Bombs Planted: Sixteen
Favorite Weapon Rusty Chain
Arms Broken: Fourteen
Eyes Gouged: Nine
Tongues Cut Off: Four
Biggest Enemy: Buck-Eyed Bart
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Music:

anything christian or country! i love taylor swift, billy currington, shris tomlin, mcgraw, brooks, all the classics! ill listen to a little rock every now and then. really i like anything but country has my heart more than the rest!Your results:
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Movies:

300!!!!, boondock saints, annapolis, talledega nights, clerks 1&2, dogma, mall rats, fear and loathing in las vegas, ice age 1&2, hoodwinked, how the grinch stole christmas, cat in the hat, ladder 49, army of darkness, all harry potter, lord of the rings, star wars, super troopers...and the list goes on.

Television:

the ultimate fighter seasons, grey's anatomy, adult swim (when im up late not partyin! woo!). other than that i dont really watch alot of tv.

Books:

harry potter...all of them...ya i know im a nerd. lord of the rings...it gets better. and anything by R.A. Salvatore. Eragon, Eldest, and whatever the third book in that series is gonna be called. make fun of me to my face if you have something to say about it.

Heroes:

my mom. she is stronger than anyone i know. she has been through so much and has beaten it all. i owe her everything and i would do anything for her. plus....if she can put up with me and all the stupid crap that i have done, she must be AMAZING. and trust me, ive done some stupid crap that would worry most moms to death.

My Blog

this really put things into perspective for me

Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one ticked off lady.'Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to o...
Posted by The Goose on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 04:41:00 PST

words that every guy should know and memorize

1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five Minutes is only five mi...
Posted by The Goose on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 05:57:00 PST

my salute to the guys that can sleep with any girl that they want!!

to all you guys out there just tryin to get a piece at a party, or think its fun to mess with girls heads just because you know you can, i have something to say.... GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC!.....BLINDFOLDED...
Posted by The Goose on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 04:54:00 PST

Go Big or Go Home

go big or go home. thats my motto. i say it all the time, but untill recently i never really understood that i dont practice what i preach. i have recently gone through some AMAZING changes. i was pro...
Posted by The Goose on Thu, 31 May 2007 11:58:00 PST