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Crystal

Today is my b-day! You will find me hiding in a hole crying over the death of my twenties!

About Me

BITTERNESS + SARCASM + IMPATIENCE = CRYSTAL

My Interests

I am interested in the situation of the world today, global warming, hunger, violence, racism, terrorism, the disintegration of morals and values and this overall increasing need for worldy possessions: LIKE MY LV BAG, MY CARTIER WATCH, MY IMAC G4, 30G VIDEO POD, MY JIMMY CHOO SHOES...I am appalled that people continue to live this way.

I'd like to meet:

PABLO ESCOBAR... MAY HE AND HIS VIOLENT CRIMES, WOMEN, DRUG TRAFFICKING AND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS (that were never seized by the government) REST IN PEACE.

Music:

is best on an IPOD 30GB, I can watch the whole first season of "SPONGEBOB" on that lil thing.

Movies:

The "Crystal" wears Prada...Spongebob Squarepants saves the world...

Television:

is best on a 42 inch LCD Screen like the one in my bedroom...and Eddie's Office and my living room. You should come visit...

Books:

are usually better than its movie counterpart.

Heroes:

are great especially with lettuce and tomato, a lil bit of mayo and oil and a sprinkle of pepper. i particularly like mine with pickles.