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"Durke Knife"

Things seem so much better in your head...then in reality...

About Me

Get a MySpace layout like this one! Free LayoutsCLICK HERE TO GET A NEW LAYOUT Finished golf school in august of 2006, thank god, currently i am workin at dicks sporting goods, trying to get my feet on the ground by gettin some sales experience...yes i still live at home, and yessss i'm a momma's boy, its been tough since pop died...
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Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Handgun
Your Favorite Target: Mall employees
Your Kill Count: 317,414,725
Your Battle Cry: "Mutha fuckaaaaaaas!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 8
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $252,024,982,144,173
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Sex - 91%
Romance - 96%
Self - Control - 1%
Kissing - 52%
Cuddling - 79%
Kinkiness - 67%
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My Interests

I love sports, especially golf, hope to someday make some serious money in the golf industry sometime in the near future. I also enjoy music, and my friends down here are all cool so we all hang out a lot.
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I'd like to meet:

Girls who arent fake, i cant say i'm lookin for a g/f right now just people to hang out with, i just let things roll, whatever happens, happens...
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Music:

I will listen to anything, i used to say nething but country but now i even listen to that and love it. Seriously if its on the radio i pretty much like it. I really like yellowcard, thats probably my favorite band...
You Are Rum

You're the life of the party, and a total flirt You are also pretty picky about what you drink Only the finest labels and best mixed cocktails will do Except if you're dieting - then it's Diet Coke and Bicardi all the way What alcoholic drink are you?

Movies:

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What NCAA bball star r u

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All About You!!
The Basics
Name?: Durke
Sex?: Male
Birthday?: February 24
Location?: B-More
Height?: 5'10"
Weight?: 135
Hair Color?: Brown
Eye Color?: Brown
Social Life
Who is your best friend(s)?: Cock and Ricku
Would you rather be alone, hangout with one other person, or in a group?: group or one other person depends
What would you consider a typical Friday nite?: beer pong ha
How often do you go out on the weekend? during the week?: weekend all the time, weekday now prolly never
Would you rather spend the day with your family or friends?: depends, prolly friends if we're playin golf
Love Life
Are you single?: yessssssssss
If so, do u have a crush?: who knows what u call it
What is his/her name?: doesnt matter
If not, what is his/her name?: doesnt matter
How long have you two been together?: doesnt matter
This or That
Night or Day?: Night
Cat or Dog?: Niether
Ugly and Sweet or Hott and Mean?: I guess hott and mean
Hot or Cold?: hot
Tall or Short?: short
Prep of Punk?: prep
Winter or Summer?: summer
McDonalds or Burgerking?: mcdonalds
Hard or Soft?: hmmm weird question
Yes or No?
Do you drink?: yes
Have you ever gotten drunk?: yes
Do you smoke?: no
Have you ever gotten high?: yes
Are you prude?: hell no
Are you a virgin?: no
Are you smart?: average i guess ha
Are you ugly?: nah
Are you pretty?: nah
Are you trustworthy?: yesssssss
Random
How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?: serious prolly 1, not serious too many to count
How many pairs of shoes do you have that actually fit?: all of em and i have a lot
What size bra do you wear?: 34 B, lol sike wtf
Have you ever colored your hair?: blonde tips
What pieces of jewlery do you wear everyday?: none
Do you have a cell phone?: yes
Name three things you "can't live without": golf clubs, cell phone, wallet
Who do you talk to the most on aim? phone?: dunno
What color(s) is your room?: CAROLINA BLUE
Do you have a computer in your room?: yes two right now actually ha
What time do you usually go to bed? wake up?: 3 in the morning, late, if i dont have to work
What's your favorite clothes store?: Polo
Do you wear makeup?: nooooooooo
Do you paint your nails?: nooooooooo
What size shoe are you?: 12
Did you like this quiz/survey?: its whatever
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.. You scored as Punk/Rebel.

Punk/Rebel


63%

Prep/Jock/Cheerleader


63%

Stoner


44%

Ghetto gangsta


44%

Goth


31%

Geek


19%

Loner


13%

Drama nerd


0%
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Heroes:


You Are 21 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?

My Blog

NEW PICS!!!

NEW PICS I FINALLY POSTED NEW PICS....GO COMMENT ON EM NOW...SAY I'M UGLY LOL I DONT CARE JUST COMMENT!!!
Posted by "Durke Knife" on Mon, 01 May 2006 10:11:00 PST

New Phone

hey all, just givin everyone a heads up, that some stupid girl spilled a drink on my phone so i lost all phone numbers that i had, so neone that wants me to have there number just send me a text of wh...
Posted by "Durke Knife" on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 07:13:00 PST