morgan

Just another garden variety WASP. What makes me tick? Well, funny you should ask. I get good feelings when I walk into a 7-11, Citgo, or Fast Fare. I get bad vibes from K mart, BP, and Pappa John's. I guess this makes me sophisticated. When I am alone, I will eat lunch and sometimes chew only twice before swallowing. Often there is food dribbling down my shirt because I am careless. Most of the time at least one article of clothing on my body is inside out because I am careless and have no self respect. Once in a blue moon I decide that I should really make a better presentation of myself so I dress up and look dapper. Usually the next day there is food dribbling down my shirt again. Ironically I have a beautiful wife. I dont know how that happened. She doesnt have food dribbling down her shirt.